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Do not the horses

Never the horses

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Our deities are probably watching us like, “Aww, look at them go! So smol, so mighty, so… oh no, don’t do that—oh, they did it. Okay, let’s send a tiny lesson their way.”

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i am full of love and also fatigue

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Being an arachnophobe I hate this, I’m mostly fine with them as long as they stop trying to run up my leg in the shower!!!!

(Not a loki devotee/ lokean, I just work with him)

Being a Lokean is having spiders hang out around your Loki altar and witchy stuff

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May Loki,

Bringer of Joy and Laughter,

Show me the joy and passion of life.

May Loki,

Shape-shifter,

Keep those outside the binary safe.

May Loki,

Story-teller and Liesmith,

Allow me to fully enjoy the stories and experiences I hear, see, and share with others.

May Loki,

God Of Those Othered By Society,

Help me stay safe in experiencing life as fully as I can.

May we feel your warmth

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hey sexy what time do you plan on being done grieving

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Ody's inventory cloak, iykyk

(click on image for better quality)

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Athena: I've done it! I've created the perfect warrior!

Everyone: You fucked up a perfectly good king of Ithaca is what you did. Look at him, he's torturing Poseidon and hunting the suitors for sport.

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Antonius: Only the ocean and I will know~

Poseidon: Oh Tartarus nah!

Poseidon: The ocean will snitch! The ocean will snitch so hard!

Poseidon: The ocean will be pulling up to your king with a clipboard, tell him to sit down, and explain in incredible detail everything that happened with bullet points.

Poseidon: The ocean will be showing a PowerPoint presentation of the event.

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polites: look! a half-full glass!

eurylochus: its not a half-full glass. its just a glass with water inside.

odysseus: penelope used to drink water...

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Reblog if you are ASEXUAL, SUPPORT ASEXUALS, or really really want to WEAR A REALLY FANCY BLACK CAPE

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Odysseus: Penelope I am not the same person you fell in love with, I have done terrible things to get home. I understand if you can’t accept the monstrous things I have done-

Penelope: cool, could you please move this wedding bed

Odysseus: what, no!

Penelope: that’s my husband

Odysseus: Penelope I have killed so many

Penelope: I don’t give a shit

Odysseus: I sacrificed my crew-

Penelope: And I would’ve done the same

Odysseus: I am covered in the blood of the suitors

Penelope: and you look fantastic

Odysseus: I TORTURED A GOD ON HIS OWN WEAPON

Penelope: and that was incredibly sexy of you

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Odysseus:

Penelope:

Odysseus:

Penelope:

Odysseus: Pe-

Penelope: yes I would still love you if you were a worm

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just made the best non-looping gif i think

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i just want to point out that during some of the darkest moments of stolas’ life blitzø was the only one who could make him laugh