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reblog this and put in the tags something you watched that terrified you as a child. i was so scared of the hot sauce in spongebob that i refused to be in the room when it was on

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when I was a kid I wished I had nosebleeds. I had some friends who had them and I was like. that looks so fucking cool. you're just sitting there and suddenly you're covered in blood. it looks so dramatic. it looks so... and here my language failed me. at such a humble age I did not have the vocabulary to describe the sublime. I just sat in incomprehensible jealousy. I turned out totally normal by the way

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i love illegal immigration like yes bitch get in here

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life is just like you embarrass the shit out of yourself and then you die

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okay Rook goes crazy for a non-binary name though

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they say you can't pour from an empty cup but i've been doing it my whole life and aside from all of these mysterious ailments it's working out great for me

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me, sitting on a throne barechested but wearing ornately engraved plate armor on my arms and legs and cloaked in fine almost translucent silks with an enormous snake draped over my shoulders: i got lost in the fantasy of this dope outfit and forgot what kinda post i was gonna make

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A story to boost the morale of a broken country.

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fuuuuck i just realized that the future idealized version of myself cant exist without current me being the catalyst for change and doing hard things. has anybody heard about this

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“Permanently Changed,” Alex Krokus

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i actually do think it’s anti-feminist to be fatphobic and yes i do mean that

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you're the only one who understands me mr strobbery

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I’m gonna do it! I’m gonna do the dishes!

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im wine drunk and in tears over this garfield

fucking look at him

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Thank god I saved this from gayporntattoos before it got deleted