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i don't know how to explain this but i feel like hannibal and merlin are two thirds of a trio that's like one step out from superwholock. like secondary colours on a colour wheel. i do not know what the third show is though

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Reblog are appreciated as it helps the polls gain more reach! Happy voting!

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Me when I thought it was just my ex that I was in attracted to, but now I’m talking to this really sweet guy, and I am still not attracted to him. Now for my favorite game: is it him or am I actually a lesbian?

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The lion does not concern itself with the bank account balance when a little treat is calling

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anxiety will have you thinking things like "will everyone hate me if i order coffee at the coffee shop" and "will people think i'm crazy if i work out at the gym"

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its miserable having online friends i would help you clean and paint your room and fold your laundry and move furniture and cook mostly edible food for you and generally do tasks for you and drink with you and smoke with you and go on walks with you and see you smile when i make you laugh. but the distance

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you are gay and don't try to deny it “but I like *opposite gender*!” you are on tumblr you're either gay or nerodivergent

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the part that scares me most about the supernatural fandom is when they need a certain gif to add to a post they know exactly where to find it or know exactly what episode of any of the nine whole seasons to make one

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I’ve tried making macarons many times. I have never failed at baking something. I have failed every time I make macarons. I can make basically anything you see on fancy baking shows except macarons. Macarons are so good but they are evil little bastards who hate fun

You will never be a mad scientist like the motherfuckers at r/macarons

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Looking for Alaska is 20 years old. It reads like historical fiction now. I mean, the plot turns on a PAY PHONE. Kids don't even know what pay phones are.

Hundreds of school districts have banned the book from libraries and classrooms, so much so that it's rarely taught in English classes the way that it used to be.

And yet somehow, improbably enough, it continues to find readers. Over a thousand every week. Incredible. I am so grateful that little book has stayed alive for so long.

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people on reddit have some bizarrely specific skills. someone can post a blurry photo and say "what bug is this? :( I found this in the garden, is it part of a moth?" and a guy will just roll up like "that's not a bug, that's the corner of page 12 of the june 1987 issue of marie claire magazine" and you know what? most of the time, he's even right

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