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they literally WOKE UP TOGETHER and then went to separate beds to film themselves waking up. what the fuck.

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So recently my sister and I (and then my friend Sam and I) were talking about knit sweaters being the sluttiest thing a man can wear (you agree etc etc)

Following this train of thought, I want to know: what is the sluttiest (not sexiest, sluttiest) type of sweater a man can wear?

If we must have nuance, put it in the tags. I need answers people!! Propaganda (pictures of sweaters) under the cut

many thanks to @dykes-who-stitch for helping me come up with options

Cable Knit Sweater:

You've seen her, you know her, you love her, Chris Evans had one on in that one movie, here is an example from Huckberry:

Fisherman's Rib:

Equally iconic, cozy, a wardrobe staple, here is one from a ThistleandTwigCrafts pattern on Etsy:

Stranded Colourwork/Fair Isle:

So so so many versions of this. So many potential patterns. But each one is giving WINTER. Serving absolute holiday party. This one is J. Crew:

Sweater Vest or Cardigan:

Sweater vests and cardigans. We are literally nothing without them. Putting them together is a controversial choice but they are both the most "outerwear" of all the sweater options, and they can be fair isle or cabled which is basically cheating. But their slut potential is undeniable (vest is from Brooklyn Tweed and the cardigan is literally Shein because even a Shein cardigan is unstoppable)

Turtleneck:

Another classic!! Could be considered innocuous but a man who puts this on Knows What He's Doing (like this Buck Mason model):

Ok now get to voting

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british is not synonymous with white

european is not synonymous with white

the world is not divided into USA (melting pot), white countries and brown countries

"um you know the type of person I mean when I say british" hey do you think this line of thought may have Implications

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You fucking wish the author was dead. The author is on twitter

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how do y’all have drama on HERE? just reblog a pair of tiddies or a highland cow and chill the fuck out

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I made a bat comic and now you have to look at it

Edit: Apparently it's "not bad" so I changed the phrasing. Um hello thousands of people. You, uh, you really don't need to follow me over this one, uhh, it's not representative of my normal posting habits.

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Hey gang for those of you waiting for my return just letting you know that running the muppet joker account has put a very real strain on my real life marriage and I have decided to step away from the blog for the foreseeable future.

I have been talking to her and everone else in my personal life "in character" as the muppet joker so that my blog would be as true to life as possible. I have been wearing Joker makeup around the house, which at first she found funny, but now she can't even look at me. I started compulsively fantasizing about the muppets and it's ruining our sex life. I accidentally called her Kermit in the bedroom and she made me sleep on the couch for a week.

Our son turned one year old this year on July 5th, on the day of Dashcon 2. My wife begged and pleaded with me to stay home and celebrate his birthday, but I was stupid and selfish and had become completely taken over by the muppet joker persona at that point. I went. I returned home to an ultimatum. Its my family, or it's the muppet joker. I chose my family.

Sorry tumblr. I have failed you. I have failed my wife. I have failed my son. I have to go now, to be with them, and to watch my child grow up.

Goodbye, Homosapiens

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im yelling

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speaking of unhinged stupid shit I've read recently

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Have these prepared for us UK babes good luck y'all

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yeah fine i scribbled this instead of doing any productive work

sue me

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They’re calling me every slur under the sun over on twitter for this post

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not to sound like a christian facebook mom but some of yall need to have grace in your hearts for the people in your lives or the people you pass once on the road and never see again like you literally need to stop assuming the worst of everyone and their intentions it is poisoning your brain. you can be careful and responsible without being a miserable person. it is possible i promise

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this clip captures some of my favourite things about the two of them together

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gerard in san francisco: oouupppss did i say election last week?? i meant execution haha😅😅 silly me😊😊

gerard in new jersey:

LETS FUCKING KILL SOME PEOPLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!