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grade-a-masochist · 2 months ago

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i'll give you the sun, jandy nelson / ?? / succession / antigone, sophocles (trans. paul woodruff) / succession / ÆÜH on tiktok / a brother named gethsemane, natalie diaz / lisa see

#smth smth you must leave this house. smth smth how can i? these walls are my skin. this room is my heart.#smth smth besides—i have a sister.#now i have run out of words to say this with because it is a truth that runs so very deep. but i chose to live for my brother.#and after making that choice once no matter what happens it will always be my brother #claire fleabag honestly got it so entirely when she said the only person she'd run through an airport for was her sister #because truly—who else is there to run through an airport for?#quotes #queue la la

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grade-a-masochist · 2 months ago

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foreman. babe. we’re at the bottom end of season 8. you have worked here for almost a decade. why are you still surprised there's medical malpractice going on at the medical malpractice department that you, personally, used to do medical malpractice at

#what kills me about this is this reads like that is EXACTLY what is going through chase's head in that moment #like. foreman please. did we not do that together for years. was that not our job #humorism #house md #queue la la

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grade-a-masochist · 2 months ago

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The “oh I could definitely write this fanfic in under 5000 words and it really wouldn’t take me that long” voice in your head is actually the devil speaking

#hi morgendale it's be your deadbeat dad #That's How They Get You #tag: the tt&i of stories #queue la la

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#humorism #queue la la

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grade-a-masochist · 2 months ago

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met a woman today whose original real actual given-at-birth first name is "Vendetta." ma'am are you aware you are a videogame protagonist and/or a character in a skullduggery pleasant novel. real quick sorry to bother you miss but who exactly were your parents expecting you to avenge in their name

#is this a kill bill plotline. this feels like a kill bill plotline #humorism #queue la la

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grade-a-masochist · 2 months ago

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being the last one to send a message before the chat falls into sudden silence always feels like u just made the worst faux pas of your life and you go sorry guys was that weird and they're all like no sorry I was just looking at a leaf on tbe ground leaf.jpg like oh ok

#the cosines gc for king:#humorism #cosine kingdom #queue la la

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grade-a-masochist · 2 months ago

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isn't life about friendship?

Lorde ribs // Ross Gay catalog of unabashed gratitude // boygenius true blue // Anne Carson Euripides // Hanya Yanagihara a little life // unknown // @billypotts // Julie Baker hurt less // Trista mateer // Phoebe Bridgers Funeral // Hanya Yanagihara a little life // @slugspoon (Alivia Horsley) // Jean Little oranges // Sally Rooney beautiful world, where are you // unknown // Lorde world alone // boygenius we're in love // Margaret Atwood // Phoebe Bridgers punisher // Ryan O'connell the people you will fall in love with in your 20s // Lucy Dacus yours & mine // Arnold Label frog and toad are friends // Anne Carson Euripides // unknown // boygenius Leonard Cohen

#now the funny tag would be #little birds #but the necessary tag is #me and L #no words for that other than can i have a voice note meaning can i make you my lifeline #and how asking that means that really i already have. and maybe i know how to take it back. but maybe i do not want to.#because certainly luckily extraordinarily—i do not have to #quotes #viviendism

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grade-a-masochist · 2 months ago

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oil paintings by jen mazza

#paintings i keep thinking back to over and over again no matter how many weeks and months pass #bc they just feel so close to the raw bits of my heart #art

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grade-a-masochist · 2 months ago

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Joy Sullivan, from “Culpable”, Instructions for Traveling West

#glorious and unbearable. i am asking you to bear it. i am asking not to bear it.#i am sorry you understand but glad i am not alone.#lonely though it may be i do hope i find you as a dandelion seed at the edge of every road. or something.#that'd be good enough. even if it isn't quite like being a sun warmed rock and a cat that has you for a favorite.#viviendism #quotes

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they hate us control freaks for making sure everyone else does things the correct way

#jacaerys velaryon core #humorism #viviendism

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yuri on ice fandom coming together again after the ice ado cancellation announcement

#it hath been a year and I am still sickeningly depressed about this #yuri on ice #yoi #you are so missed my beloved #ice adolescence pls come home the kids need you #humorism

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Idiot: Can't believe they made Buck bi out of nowhere. There was nothing suggesting he liked men before this.

Oliver Stark, himself:

#and what a time to be alive that was #oliver stark #911 #911 abc #911 fox #humorism

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grade-a-masochist · 2 months ago

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So, so many times I tested it, all to no avail. Things always occurred exactly as I saw in my memories of the future. Armin, it's just as you said. I'm... a slave to freedom… Why... Why did it turn out this way? I finally know. It's because I'm an idiot. A garden-variety idiot who got his hands on power. That's why this resolution was the only possible outcome. That's all there is to it, right?

Attack on Titan + Tumblr posts about tragic, predetermined narratives (and the love within them)

#the fact that the biggest tragedy here is that it was always going to end this way because eren was always this way #and mikasa was ready for the hellfire and the damnation and the bloody blaze of glory in the end #but what she WASN'T ready for was that she wouldn't get all of that going down by eren's side #she'd be GIVING HIM all of that by TAKING HIM DOWN. because eren always knew even back when he didn't want to.#only she could. only she would. precisely because way back when—she was the only one who wouldn't have #snk #aot #attack on titan #shingeki no kyojin #quotes #tag: it'd be a tragedy

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writing mood™️

#i am all of this at the same time and have been since i was ten years old and writing with the my immortal format #tag: the tt&i of stories #queue la la

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grade-a-masochist · 1 year ago

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Buck waking up in a cold sweat: OH MY GOD THAT HOT FIREFIGHTER FROM TEXAS DURING THE WILDFIRES THOUGHT I WAS FLIRTING WITH HIM. OH MY GOD I WAS FLIRTING WITH HIM

#YES YOU WERE #it was so obvious my gay MOM stood in shock when tk told him to back off 😭#911 #911 abc #evan buckley #humorism #queue la la

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grade-a-masochist · 1 year ago

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me: chat what do we think

the angel and devil on my shoulders: can you not call us that please

#humorism #queue la la

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grade-a-masochist · 1 year ago

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The fact that Buck has the exact same look on his face when Eddie interrupts his very first date with a man as when a whole ass Tsunami was about to hit the pier is absolutely sending me like that man is TERRIFIED help

#someone call 911 he's gonna choke on bread and end up needing another tracheotomy 😭😭😭#which. chimney will never let him live down btw because the first one was already humiliating enough #buddie #911 abc #911 #humorism #queue la la

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