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i was jumanji’d too when i was a kid but no one cared

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children are so fucking funny man. i just overheard a kid go “i just learned a new way to pinch, wanna see it? it hurts a lot more!” followed by a loud, notably pained scream

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if you work with kids 80% of your job is just this

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HAPPY BIRTHDAY PERCY ALSO HAPPY DEATH ANNIVERSARY TO LIKE HALF OF CAMP

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TIL yhat by moving the muscles on uour face you can indicate to people that you are feeling various different emotions

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day 1 at the communal puzzle club: i see a puzzle with a sign next to it that says "please help with our communal puzzle" and i say to myself "don't mind if I do" and did the whole thing

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guys i'm freaking out has anyone seen bean

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Kids on the internet now a days are literally wild.. like when I was 12 and on the internet, i was lying out my asshole I was telling people about my kids and my wife. I was talking to them about taxes and how I miss my college days.....now 12 year Olds are out here telling their AGE?!?! OR REAL NAME?!??! I was literally fucking Garry that worked at staples and had 2 children for like 4 years...

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DONT CLICK ON THAT!!! whew. sorry. just be careful.. many people dont know that .pdf stands for “poison dart frog.”

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I find it hard to participate in any discourse around JoJo Siwa because I just think her childhood should have been illegal.

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claire’s

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i love having the hubris to go 'sure i'll try that, how hard can it be' about every creative skill under the sun. jack of all trades master of shit fuck but who says you have to be a master??? maybe i want to sew a mediocre plushie and code a janky mod and write a bland song. im having fun. im in my lane. im learning and im thriving.