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grape-rpsources · 1 year ago
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Inscryption
‘ A ghastly spectacle. ‘
‘ He’s completely insane. You see that, right? ‘
‘ That was one of the two mistakes you can make here. ‘
‘ Hope you didn’t think it’d be that easy. ‘
‘ I won’t be killing you quite yet. ‘
‘ How brutal of you. ‘
‘ You aren’t dead yet. This isn’t purgatory. ‘
‘ Are you smart or something? ‘
‘ I suppose we are in deep this time. ‘
‘ What were you expecting? ‘
‘ I have no words for this freak of nature. ‘
‘ I’m… actually I’m not sure what that is. ‘
‘ I rarely say this, but I am impressed. ‘
‘ Getting close, I think. Assuming there’s a thing to get close to. ‘
‘ Do you have any idea the consequences of destroying an astral body? ‘
‘ Do I really have to explain this to you? ‘
‘ Stop shaking. ‘
‘ Life is the thrill of the kill and the woe of the vanquished. ‘
‘ How utterly disappointing. I was hoping for a greater challenge. ‘
‘ The kill is only as satisfying as the struggle that precedes it. ‘
‘ Life didn’t give me lemons… so I died. ‘
‘ I have mastered disappointment. ‘
‘ I don’t know what I’m allowed to say. ‘
‘ Can someone please prove me wrong? ‘
‘ Your qualifications appear dubious. ‘
‘ Nice luck you had. ‘
‘ You done gawking? ‘
‘ You came at, uh, just the wrong time. ‘
‘ Oh honey, don’t cry. ‘
‘ What’s this feeling? Pride? Feels weird. ‘
‘ I hope you understand what you have allowed. ‘
‘ That was perhaps cutting it too close. ‘
‘ Do you think me selfish? ‘
‘ There never seems to be enough time to do the things you want to do. ‘
‘ Do you not feel remorse, [NAME]? ‘
‘ Maybe I am crazy. ‘
‘ I don’t know anyone who would listen to me about this. ‘
‘ Does your mouth not water at the sight? ‘
‘ How is that allowed?! ‘
‘ This is most peculiar, but I’ll allow it. ‘
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grape-rpsources · 1 year ago
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grape-rpsources · 1 year ago
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Bugsnax Pt. 2
‘ [NAME], to what do I owe the dishonor? ‘
‘ It doesn't matter if I’m honest or dishonest, either way I lose out in the end. ‘
‘ It really is the saddest thing, isn’t it? When nobody knows how your story ends. ‘
‘ The more innocent somebody looks, the nastier the secret. ‘
‘ Can I really trust you? There’s plenty of time to find out, but I’d probably be a lot happier if I didn’t know. ‘
‘ You let me worry about that, I’m very used to worrying. ‘
‘ Calm down, you’ll hyperventilate. ‘
‘ I don’t want apologies, worrying, any of it. ‘
‘ I could use a few more skeletons in my closet. ‘
‘ It’s times like these I try to laugh in the face of death, and if you wanna do the same, here’s a cool skull with sunglasses! ‘
‘ Salutations, bestie. ‘
‘ Ow, my muscles and my bones. ‘
‘ I don’t ask for much in this life, but if it were up to me, I’d be ten, no— twenty, feet tall minimum. ‘
‘ That boy needs therapy. ‘
‘ Thank me when you actually take my advice. ‘
‘ Don’t mistake justification for reason. ‘
‘ There is no answer to the “why” of the universe. ‘
‘ A more ominous sentence has never been uttered. ‘
‘ I get the feeling I’m about to get dunked on again. ‘
‘ Civilization never collapses in a nice way. ‘
‘ Consider this an effort to be less deliberately antagonistic towards you. ‘
‘ This request is for science and no other reason. ‘
‘ Ketchup is a vegetable. ‘
‘ Everybody keeps forgetting that I’m kind of in charge. ‘
‘ This plan is absurd but I might as well see where it goes. ‘
‘ This party’s gonna change everything. ‘
‘ Usually that means something bad is about to happen. ‘
‘ Your apology is as lacking as your ethical standards. ‘
‘ I don’t tell jokes, [NAME]. I am not creative. ‘
‘ That is the longest you’ve ever gone without insulting me. ‘
‘ Nobody else needs to get hurt because of me. ‘
‘ Not even you deserved that. ‘
‘ If there’s one thing I'm good at, it’s looking for trouble. ‘
‘ Just a matter of life and death, is all. ‘
‘ This is the end, yeah? ‘
‘ I was gonna end up here one way or another. ‘
‘ I was always ready for my end. ‘
‘ It is tempting now to unhinge myself from the concept of self-preservation. ‘
‘ Nothing known is useful if it’s known alone. ‘
‘ I never felt so wrong being right. ‘
‘ There’s no need to kill me if I’m already dead inside. ‘
‘ I hate leaving it like this. ‘
‘ I don’t know if I can move on. ‘
‘ Well, that wasn’t ideal. But you’ve had worse days, huh buddy? ‘
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grape-rpsources · 1 year ago
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Bugsnax Pt. 1
‘ What? The people deserve to know. ‘
‘ Do you have any idea how much trouble you caused me? ‘
‘ You’re already out of second chances! ‘
‘ I thought I could hack it on my own but I guess I’m just not good at anything. ‘
‘ Sorry, I was too busy dying to introduce myself. ‘
‘ We’re all on our last chances around here, buddy. ‘
‘ We can’t just eat ketchup. ‘
‘ I. Don’t. Quit. ‘
‘ Don’t go to sleep, you’re probably concussed. ‘
‘ I’ll stay here until my brain stops hurting. ‘
‘ City folk just don’t get it. ‘
‘ This is why I live alone. ‘
‘ I’m not good at most stuff but I like to help out. ‘
‘ Despite your lack of any and all useful skills, I require your assistance. ‘
‘ I can see you’re utterly starstruck. ‘
‘ Change starts from the outside in. ‘
‘ I wouldn’t have come back if I knew you were here. ‘
‘ I have no real use for this. ‘
‘ I don’t want you taking risks to impress me. ‘
‘ You’ve got a way of digging up the truth out of the lies. ‘
‘ Y’know, it looks just a little bit exploded. ‘
‘ If I’ve learned anything in life, it’s that you can’t let your happiness depend on somebody else. ‘
‘ I'm gonna do violence to you. ‘
‘ Just a cosmic reminder nothing really lasts. ‘
‘ I thought maybe time would help, but time’s just pushing me closer to the grave. ‘
‘ It can be hard dealing with your problems alone, y’know? ‘
‘ I would never take advantage of him, no matter how easy it would be. ‘
‘ I feel the warm glow of free publicity. ‘
‘ We’ve got nothing to fear from the dead. ‘
‘ No need to freak out! It’s probably just, uhh… something safe. ‘
‘ I myself am never awake for more than two hours at a time. ‘
‘ This has the makings of a trap. ‘
‘ Y’know what this place needs? Walls. ‘
‘ I’m just so sick of feeling like an empty shell. ‘
‘ I’m not telling you the terrible secrets because they are terrible and secret! ‘
‘ Unlike you, I don’t lie for a living. ‘
‘ I’m so tired, but so, so scared. I just wish I could rest easy for once. ‘
‘ If nobody else believes in me, I gotta believe in myself. ‘
‘ Don’t try to dress up your cowardice. ‘
‘ Isn’t it so sad that I call you my bestie? ‘
‘ I’m not going to discuss my feelings with you, you emotional parasite. ‘
‘ I’m terribly insulted, though I have no idea what that even means. ‘
‘ Everyone is a fraud, in a sense. ‘
‘ I cannot make myself understood, so I lose patience and I give up on understanding. ‘
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grape-rpsources · 1 year ago
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Clone High S3
‘ Believe me, this schtick’s gonna get old fast. ‘
‘ Look at that moron, clutching his timeless satchel. ‘
‘ Wow, you’re the first woman to ever fail upwards, congratulations. ‘
‘ Books are sort of famously a bad thing to burn. ‘
‘ I’m staring directly at the sun and it doesn’t hurt, it’s just beautiful. ‘
‘ I will say this: I ate magnets and I’m feeling fine. ‘
‘ How do you feel about the smell and taste of chlorine? ‘
‘ Every girl wants a Gila monster these days. ‘
‘ My god, you look like shit! But, Hell, I thought you were dead so congratulations. ‘
‘ Let’s just say you aren’t a total flaming garbage dump and leave it at that. ‘
‘ I mean, I want to say no but, like, I physically can’t. ‘
‘ Maybe a person can get over a betrayal. ‘
‘ This is a classic “talk to the hand” situation. ‘
‘ I would be honored to be your friend that you’re too embarrassed to admit you’re friends with to your other friends. ‘
‘ Woah, these ladies know what they like and it sure isn’t me. ‘
‘ To be a fly on the wall of your brain, you slut! ‘
‘ Everyone knows when you do a good deed it erases a bad one. ‘
‘ Every relationship has its ups and downs. Also it’s side-to-sides. ‘
‘ It’s like that saying, “cheater, cheater, pumpkin fucker”. ‘
‘ Nice try, you crafty little bitch. ‘
‘ You threw this party and now we’re all gonna die in here. ‘
‘ I’m a feminist, I can’t die in a kitchen! ‘
‘ You don’t need to act a certain way to try and live up to everybody’s expectations. You just need to be [NAME]. ‘
‘ Sorry, some people say my laugh is a little manic and pixie-like. ‘
‘ I see you like water, huh? ‘
‘ I mean, it’s not great. ‘
‘ I just wanna get back to my cool, indie girl roots where I don’t even care if I have friends. ‘
‘ Take me somewhere less embarrassing. ‘
‘ Yeah right, like that could happen twice. ‘
‘ I do like hearing you say that we’re together. ‘
‘ You’re not the easiest person to disappoint, [NAME]. ‘
‘ In case you hadn’t noticed, we’re trapped in here. ‘
‘ Honestly? I didn’t think it could get worse. ‘
‘ Your hair is so freshly tousled. ‘
‘ It’s all about the angles, see, and something tells me you got more than a protractor. ‘
‘ We’re not snooping, we’re friend-making. ‘
‘ I didn’t want to come, I thought you wanted to come. ‘
‘ [NAME], you tricky slut. ‘
‘ Cemetery sex is very normal. ‘
‘ Grave-robbing is a young man’s game. ‘
‘ You smell like a Dave and Buster’s. ‘
‘ And this is legal? ‘
‘ Seriously though, leave a like ‘cause I’ll know if you didn’t. ‘
‘ So you wanna change the way I look and the way I talk? ‘
‘ Well, someone needs to put two dollars in the swear jar for that, and it’s not gonna be me. ‘
‘ I think I’m getting raided by the feds, can I come over and put some stuff in your toilets, please. ‘
‘ Time to rent a speedboat. ‘
‘ What was that? I heard a rustle. ‘
‘ Oh relax, I call everyone my love. ‘
‘ I'm fine with it. Probably more fine with it than you. ‘
' I’m not like you, I can’t just sit back and take whatever life gives me. ‘
‘ I have abs, but I’m not wise at all. ‘
‘ Okay, I get it, you’re a monster. ‘
‘ Oh my god, that’s so vague yet specific and terrifying. ‘
‘ Now I’m surrounded by so many hot people I barely feel objectified at all. ‘
‘ Once this is resolved we’ll have a grand total of zero problems. ‘
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grape-rpsources · 1 year ago
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Clone High S2
‘ Whoa, a little spaceship! I’m gonna go chase it! ‘
‘ I think that’s enough adjectives, thanks. ‘
‘ I do it all: writing, directing, overthinking, second-guessing, self loathing, unraveling, and regrouping. ‘
‘ I like boobies and butts! Any shape or size. ‘
‘ Oh, I’m just trying to get better at thinking. ‘
‘ So you wanna have a play date— uhh, I mean sleepover— uhh, I mean bro night? ‘
‘ This seems pretty revealing. ‘
‘ You are a monster online… and in person. ‘
‘ This is officially the biggest secret I’ve ever been a part of. ‘
‘ You’re on my notes. And my lap. ‘
‘ That’s just stress, bro. Or a heart attack. But probably stress. ‘
‘ I run away from, like, 99% of my problems. ‘
‘ Oh, how I wish my father would die again. ‘
‘ I hate warm-blooded animals. ‘
‘ Sometimes it’s hard to root for you. ‘
‘ If she breaks up with you but you can’t hear her, it does not count. ‘
‘ I’m sorry, is your mind also flat-chested? ‘
‘ I’m not crying, I’m just.. leaking anger. ‘
‘ Are you looking for the easiest path to fame and fortune without having to put in hard work? ‘
‘ Just when I think my opinion of you couldn’t sink any lower, it does. Much, much lower. ‘
‘ You dug in, you learned nothing, and you didn’t apologize. You’re the hero of this story. ‘
‘ You better have a sound ulterior motive for tricking me. ‘
‘ We practiced two whole times, we’re ready, let’s do this! ‘
‘ We’re friends, right? Please don’t answer that. ‘
‘ We need to avoid each other at all costs. ‘
‘ I am so glad you have rich parents. ‘
‘ What I know is nothing about something. ‘
‘ Shut up, [NAME], you know I’d rather die alone. ‘
‘ It’s science and it checks out. ‘
‘ How long was I crying? ‘
‘ I’m too smart to be catfished! ‘
‘ Look at us, dying in the desert like a couple of goofs. ‘
‘ We sure have a lot of funerals. ‘
‘ As the son of a mother, I know about women. ‘
‘ I’ve never seen you nervous before. ‘
‘ That’s the law, don’t bother to look it up. ‘
‘ Most people are so annoying but you… I don’t know, you seem different. ‘
‘ I miss having someone who loves me no matter what. ‘
‘ I wanna die so bad now. ‘
‘ Man, you must have a dark past. ‘
‘ As previously established, I have no soul. ‘
‘ I’ve got a gun, I just can’t find it right now. ‘
‘ I don’t remember that being established but it does make me feel better. ‘
‘ And probably a lot of people are going to die, but we won’t focus on that. ‘
‘ I’m sure you did this all by yourself because you’re very unpleasant to be around. ‘
‘ We get to choose our own weapon, fun. ‘
‘ I can’t keep track of your white girl crushes. ‘
‘ Just like a lone wolf I’m gonna destroy my enemies and piss all over everything. ‘
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grape-rpsources · 2 years ago
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Bottoms 2023
' Tonight is the fucking night, okay? '
' We’re finally hot. '
' That made me so sad. '
' I don’t need this negative, really sad attitude. '
' You got suspenders over your nipples like a goddamn freak. '
' I think you want to be here. '
' Everyone hates us for being gay, untalented, and ugly. '
' You look like a little Dutch boy. '
' You look super religious. '
' I don’t want to say it but we’re fucked. '
' You’re attacking me and it’s giving me a migraine and it’s giving me PTSD to all the other times I’ve had migraines! '
' Okay, I might be ugly but these aren’t overalls. '
' You’re the sidekick, not me. '
' Nice try, [NAME], but my vagina belongs to the government. '
' Maybe I should buy a gun. '
' Listen, self-defense is instinctual common sense. '
' We are literally at the bottom, we’re the lowest of the low. '
' Maybe we should go before someone cool comes up? Before I die? Pick one. '
' Once a girl tried to kill me with rat poison, so I took her outside and punched her ‘til she died. '
' Punch me. Just punch me. '
' Fuck, when did you show up!? '
' Can I be honest? You’re a man who’s not coping with what’s going on. '
' Sometimes, when you have a new hobby, don’t show up. '
' That’s my favorite way to be an ally, you just say you’re doing something and then you don’t do any of those things. '
' Are you stressed? Because I’m stressed. '
' My dad left me and I’m incredibly punctual. '
' I’m gonna finally reverse-stalk my stalker. '
' Stop smiling, I’m kicking your ass. '
' You little bitch, it’s actually working. '
' I literally jack off after every single therapy session. '
' All women are hot to me. '
' I feel like I kinda killed the vibe. '
' We’re having fun, we’re selling panties. '
' You’re really, really brave. '
' I can’t answer that question ‘cause I don’t know how to read. '
' I’m getting revenge. I’m gonna fuck up some football players and I’m buying a gun. '
' Don’t get distracted ‘cause we could be fined, like, two dollars for this. '
' I really value when people use violence and raise their voices for me. It’s actually one of my love languages. '
' I don’t really see how we recover from this. '
' Well, you have no friends and a skank as a mom. '
' This doesn’t mean it wasn’t worth it. '
' I’m just concerned cause, like, your wrists are so small and the pen is so heavy. '
' You’re pathetic, [NAME]. '
' I’m not a fucking idiot, I just look like this. '
' Is this about the time I said Amelia Earheart was a fake hero? '
' Man, I knew women were evil. '
' Do you care about anyone other than yourself? '
' If you don’t wanna borrow firearms then why are you here? '
' I’m not your gay yoda, [NAME]. You’re too old for this shit. '
' Invest in yourself, teach people to fear you instead of love you. '
' I never had many friends and that’s… that’s sad. '
' How old are you? I put whiskey in that. '
' It’s bloodlust, man, that’s not the point. '
' Circle of bad vibes. '
' This is the most important day of your life. Forget your wedding, forget your funeral, fuck your bar mitzvah, this is what matters. '
' You scaring the shit out of me, boy, you alright? '
' Do the apology, instead. '
' Well, that is obviously a red flag. Are we not reading that as a red flag, that’s crazy! '
' In your fucking dreams, [NAME]. Which you don’t deserve to have. When you sleep it should be, like, total darkness. '
' Oh wait, I’m gay! '
' Is porn even real? '
' I feel like I have asthma now. '
' I do wanna say, I feel like you killed that guy. '
' The sheer amount of lies I told is… shocking. '
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grape-rpsources · 2 years ago
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Blog Intro
This blog is for me to hoard musings and make memes but also I'm an insufferable hipster so I take the more niche things I like that I think can be used for stuff and will put it here. This means this blog is kinda for me only so it will have a sparse tag system and if this ends up getting an audience that wants archetypes or some shit I'll need to be asked (but I'll probably say yes).
DNI terfs/swerfs and proshippers I will not discourse w/ you, you cannot change my mind
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