grasshoppereater

[grasshoppereater]

It taints the entire rp communities reputation. Do better. You really want kids seeing what fucking shit your up to? Knock it the fuck off. Marking your most recent posts does not fix every fucking NSFW thread you have IN PUBLIC. And I know every single person I'm talking about has been told before NOT TO DO THAT WHERE MINORS CAN SEE MULTIPLE TIMES NOW. IS THIS REALLY THE FUCKING DIGITAL FOOTPRINT YOU WANT?! YOU WANNA BE KNOWN AS BEING SO UNABLE TO KEEP IT IN YOUR GODDAMN PANTS THAT KIDS CAN SEE?!

[grasshoppereater]

See! Husband!

Girlfriend??

No, but I have a husband and a wife!

[grasshoppereater]

Girlfriend??

No, but I have a husband and a wife!

[grasshoppereater]

Happy belated!!

[grasshoppereater]

to your emoji questions [ 🩸 ]ㅤ.ㅤis there something or someone that, if lost, would break them ? [ 🎱 ]ㅤ.ㅤwhat kind of future do they crave, and who’s in it ?

His gun. He loves that thing so much.

He wants a comfortable future. A farm and a couple kids

[grasshoppereater]

We can kiss too but i still might nibble on you

-🦎

Come here darlin'

[grasshoppereater]

I like your stubble and i think you probably taste yummy

-🦎

How about instead of bittin' we kiss instead?

[grasshoppereater]

As much as the community built around Richard Harmons roles can be kind and sweet I am also getting really tired of the creeps and weirdos. From people being parasocial, to people disrespecting boundaries of content creators. Adults interacting with minors on this app in unacceptable ways, and people straight up not accepting when people say 'no' to something. It's annoying and angers me so much. How can you call yourself a fan of such a nice sweet content creator, interact with others who appreciate his work and make fan content of it, and then turn around and be a total piece of shit? Pardon my fucking French but people need to stop ruining this space with being creeps. Fuck all the way off with that shit and find another place that fits your toxic mentality because you're not welcome in this fandom if you can't treat fan creators with basic human decency. Especially when a lot of creators in this fandom are MINORS.

It doesn't take a rocket scientist to read someone's bio, it doesn't take an algebra degree to not be a creep around minors. This fandom needs to fucking do better.

[grasshoppereater]

I want to chew on your jaw

-🦎

My jaw? Why there??

[grasshoppereater]

[ 🖐️ ]ㅤ.ㅤwhat do their hands feel like: soft, calloused, trembling ?

[ 🪶 ]ㅤ.ㅤhow do they laugh ?

[ 🗡️ ]ㅤ.ㅤwhat is a scar that they have but never talk about ?

[ 🌀 ]ㅤ.ㅤdo they have a recurring dream or nightmare ?

- 🐠

Calloused. He has a steady hand, but he's got ROUGH hands

He laughs full body. So, when you see just a small chuckle, it's either because he is embarrassed or it wasn't that funny and he's being polite

He has a scar around his ankle area from where he accidently stepped on a bear trap when he was a kid.

I feel like he is the type of person to not have the same dream twice, but he always dreams about hunting.

[grasshoppereater]

Sorry i’ve been gone sugar, did you miss me?

-🦎

Missed you always darlin'

[grasshoppereater]

He wraps his arms and wings around Vern from behind

Found a pretty angel? Creature? Thing. Look.

He lets go to point at @sixwingseraph from nearby // @vampssoupkitchen

He blinks

What is it? Very pretty though

[grasshoppereater]

I can read regular things! Jus not cheese!

Cheese font

…… I can’ read

[grasshoppereater]

Cheese font

…… I can’ read

[grasshoppereater]

Yeah sure darlin’

He wraps his arms around her

She wanders over to him with a smile, looking up at him

Hi Vern!

Howdy!

[grasshoppereater]

You good darlin?

She wanders over to him with a smile, looking up at him

Hi Vern!

Howdy!

[grasshoppereater]

✎ㅤ. . .ㅤ𝑯𝑬𝑨𝑫𝑪𝑨𝑵𝑶𝑵 𝑸𝑼𝑬𝑺𝑻𝑰𝑶𝑵𝑺.

₊˚⊹ ㅤa collection of character analysis/headcanon questions to learn more about your character and your partners'! writing/headcanon prompts requested by anonymous. feel free to edit these as you see fit.

[ 🖐️ ]ㅤ.ㅤwhat do their hands feel like: soft, calloused, trembling ? [ ☂️ ]ㅤ.ㅤdo they crave touch or fear it ? [ 🎐 ]ㅤ.ㅤdo they have a sound, like a song or voice, that they associate with peace ? [ 🕊️ ]ㅤ.ㅤwhen did they feel the safest ? [ 💤 ]ㅤ.ㅤhow do they sleep ? curled up, sprawled, holding onto something ? [ 🦇 ]ㅤ.ㅤwhat is a fear they never talk about ? [ 🔒 ]ㅤ.ㅤwhat is a secret they’ve sworn never to tell ? [ 🪢 ]ㅤ.ㅤwhen was the last time they broke a promise ? [ 🫳 ]ㅤ.ㅤwho do they feel they owe, but never paid back ? [ 💼 ]ㅤ.ㅤwhat do they always carry with them ? [ 🧨 ]ㅤ.ㅤwhat’s the quickest way to set them off, even if they hide it well ? [ ⛓️ ]ㅤ.ㅤwhat does guilt feel like to them ? [ 💢 ]ㅤ.ㅤwho have they never forgiven and never will ? [ 🩸 ]ㅤ.ㅤis there something or someone that, if lost, would break them ? [ 🌧️ ]ㅤ.ㅤis there a pain they refuse to heal from ? [ 🪞 ]ㅤ.ㅤwhen have they looked at their reflection and hated what they saw ? [ 📿 ]ㅤ.ㅤwhat superstition or ritual do they cling to ? [ 🌊 ]ㅤ.ㅤwhen was the last time they cried ? [ 🐾 ]ㅤ.ㅤdo animals like them instinctively ? [ 🪶 ]ㅤ.ㅤhow do they laugh ? [ 🫀 ]ㅤ.ㅤwho taught them what love is ? did it hurt ? [ 💭 ]ㅤ.ㅤdo they believe they’re worthy of being loved ? [ 🎀 ]ㅤ.ㅤwhat is their main love language ? [ 🔦 ]ㅤ.ㅤwho do they search for ? [ 📜 ]ㅤ.ㅤis there a story they love sharing with others ? [ 🌒 ]ㅤ.ㅤdo they have a dream or goal they have given up on ? [ 🕯️ ]ㅤ.ㅤwhat memory do they replay when they’re alone ? [ 🌪️ ]ㅤ.ㅤwhat’s the one choice they regret (not) making ? [ 🧩 ]ㅤ.ㅤwhat’s a truth about themselves they refuse to admit ? [ 🍻 ]ㅤ.ㅤwhat kind of drunk are they ? [ ✉️ ]ㅤ.ㅤwhat kind of letter would they write but never send ? [ 🗡️ ]ㅤ.ㅤwhat is a scar that they have but never talk about ? [ 🕸️ ]ㅤ.ㅤdo they have a favourite lie they like to hear ? [ 🪦 ]ㅤ.ㅤwhat would they want on their gravestone but never admit aloud ? [ 🎱 ]ㅤ.ㅤwhat kind of future do they crave, and who’s in it ? [ 🌀 ]ㅤ.ㅤdo they have a recurring dream or nightmare ? [ 🍃 ]ㅤ.ㅤdo they feel like they belong ? [ ⚓ ]ㅤ.ㅤwhat does “home” mean to them ? [ 🧭 ]ㅤ.ㅤwhere would they go if they could disappear tomorrow ?