grasshopperwho

[grasshopperwho]

i was being vewy pwofesional. i shit my pants.

[grasshopperwho]

i want you to stop saying odd shit. but yes i’d also like to buy new big toes.

[grasshopperwho]

what are your opinions on sluts? not in a deragatory way, but like a feminist way.

[grasshopperwho]

yeah for UH reasons.

[grasshopperwho]

i cant read im blue collar

[grasshopperwho]

they thought sauce was propaganda.

[grasshopperwho]

what you did to that carrot was NOT reg styley

[grasshopperwho]

5:42 am. i am in the sandwich shop.

[grasshopperwho]

i go to lunch and dinner. that is my job. my parents are dead. KEEP UP!

[grasshopperwho]

gucci flamingo and stylish gambino

[grasshopperwho]

la cucaracha e i e i o

[grasshopperwho]

from sugar baby to apocalite.

[grasshopperwho]

oh so they’ll bring back direwolves but not quaaludes?

[grasshopperwho]

resident bomboclaat

[grasshopperwho]

i feel like the alcoholic version of if you give a mouse a cookie

[grasshopperwho]

count dyscalculia.

[grasshopperwho]

thank you bananagrabber.