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that moment when you give your bestfriend blow job advice despite being both a virgin and a lesbian and it works
#she hit me with the 'how do you of all people know?'#girl#i'm a writer#gay#lesbian#lol#i was very happy to know my knowledge was accurate#writer stuff#writing
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i too have the corn

reblog if you're corny and insufferable
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you know, eating oranges is great.
amazing even.
until after i've finished, and my fingernails smell of The Orange™️ for the next 6 hours
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never
you're so pretty. you're an intelligent and caring person, and you have a lot that you should be proud of. can you please drink a glass of fucking water
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there IS A MOTH. IN THE CORNER
what temperature do most bugs die at
asking for a friend
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what temperature do most bugs die at
asking for a friend
#there is a mosquito IN MY EAR#god i hate camping#why did i agree to this#i always think it wont be too bad and then nature just BOOM exists
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being the anxious friend means being scared to drive while simultaneously being the only friend with a license because you didn't want to be left behind socially.
#god please don't make me do left turns they're so scary#no it's not one or the other#it has to be both#unfortunately...#anxitey#sigh
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lesbian culture is not knowing whether or not the date your bestfriend just asked you on is a Friend Date or a Date Date
#oh god oh fuck#wlw#wlw post#friends#just because i had a thing for her in middle school doesn't mean anything#right?#RIGHTT????
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what even are waffles. some horny mf really was like, "yk what these pancakes need? HOLES."
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i will never stop laughing at this, my character just getting sent nudes in public and google docs going "oh yeah, stealing himself sounds right." like what is he stealing???????? cause it's definitely not his own privacy, he has none of that.
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writing fanfiction is realizing that to find people to match your freak, you gotta match your own freak first. the other losers will drop themselves off at the loser station on your way to awesomeness town
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i'm bad at this tumblr thing someone pls help
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I couldn't stop laughing at this when I imagined it in my head.

#imagine it's really dark out#and suddenly you hear#IAYMMMMMM A VAMPPIREEE!!!#it would be legendary#and very funny#book writing#writing#writing prompt#vampire
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while praying i forgot the word 'amen' so i just went 'bye bye'
#it's 5 am give me a break#silly#help me I had to sit up in bed because I was laughing#treat god with respect none of that amen shit he deserves a real greeting
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Drew one of my favorite scenes from this wonderful fic ♡
A lil bonus under the cut~
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Mina Ashido's dorm room! This one required a little more artistic license, not a lot of objects matched one to one and I added a good deal more clutter because I just can't help myself. Anyway 2 down... 18 more to go ≡(▔﹏▔)≡
Gallery ID: pinkflu
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