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! > DEPENDS

! > is THERE a for SALE sign in the FRONT? dont go IN if there IS

! > and are you 10000% sure it’s ABANDONED?

! > if SO, go FOR it

Another day, more interesssting dissscoveriesss. We've had plenty of ressst and now it'sss paying off, haha.

Isss it consssidered rude to invessstigate an abandoned yet ssshockingly well kept houssse?

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! > looking OVER at my VIOLET matesprit

! > and my FUSCHIA brother that has a RUST and a OLIVE matesprit

! > we are VERY happy. All of US

Are y•.u •.r a l•.ved •.ne in an intercaste relationship? Are y•.u happy? Scientists may say •.therwise!

In upc•.ming sweeps, p•.pularity has begun t•. gr•.w with tr•.lls all acr•.ss the caste. Rusties are raising their standards t•. match that •.f highbl•.•.ds, and highbl•.•.ds are f•.rgetting the sanctity •.f their c•.l•.r.

These relati•.nships have been seen t•. sh•.w SH•.CKING results that hurt every•.ne! N•.t just the relati•.nship.

Highbl•.•.ds, after getting int•. a quadrant with •.ne •.f th•.se filth bl•.•.ds, have been sh•.wn t•. neglect their duties M•.RE •.FTEN in desire t•. tend t•. their unspeakable quad.

Why is this happening? •.ur specialists believe that this is a direct result •.f rebelli•.n pr•.paganda insisting that a tr•.ll gives a l•.wbl•.•.d a chance. These rebel f•.rces believe its a G•.•.S thing t•. BREED with these f•.rsaken l•.wbl•.•.ds. Swearing that it is n•. different than dating s•.me•.ne anywhere •.n the caste!

These ideas are MEANT t•. MANIPULATE y•.u int•. turning y•.ur back t•. the security •.f the empires f•.rces. They tell y•.u that n•. •.ne is inherently bad just because •.f their bl•.•.d c•.l•.r and they are WR•.NG. D•.n't let these l•.wbl•.•.ds get int•. y•.ur mind! They will c•.ntr•.l y•.u! F•.rce y•.u t•. engage with the wastes and slums of Alternian!

S•.me suspects that l•.wbl•.•.ds are using s•.me new f•.und techn•.l•.gy t•. manipulate the natural pher•.m•.nes that are released. Adjusting them s•. that they t•. will smell and ar•.use th•.se •.f a higher quality bl•.•.d. This tech can be f•.und in multiple scent-based pr•.ducts: usually brands •.WNED by l•.wbl•.•.ds!

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! > you are YOUNGER then ME

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USERS LIKE THESE HAVE N•. L•.YALTY T•. THE TR•.LL RACE! THEY WANT Y•.UR INF•.RMATI•.N LEAKED, Y•.UR LUSUS KILLED, Y•.UR M•.IRAIL HARASSED BY THESE HEIN•.US BEASTS!

J•.in the Empire's f•.rces t•. help st•.p these invasi•.ns •.f privacy and security! [C•.NNECT N•.W!] and help salvage the Empire back t•. GREATNESS!

MTEGA !!!

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! > i Hope THERES also REALLY good yuri.

! > like the BEST wlw to ever EXIST

! > and it gets SWEPT under because of the FANON yaoi because MISOGYNY

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User gratuit•.usc•.nundrum CAUGHT giving advice to one of these RABID HUMANS advice •.n h•.w t•. SAFELY AV•.ID THE EMPIRES SURVEILLANCE!

USERS LIKE THESE HAVE N•. L•.YALTY T•. THE TR•.LL RACE! THEY WANT Y•.UR INF•.RMATI•.N LEAKED, Y•.UR LUSUS KILLED, Y•.UR M•.IRAIL HARASSED BY THESE HEIN•.US BEASTS!

J•.in the Empire's f•.rces t•. help st•.p these invasi•.ns •.f privacy and security! [C•.NNECT N•.W!] and help salvage the Empire back t•. GREATNESS!

MTEGA !!!

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! > thank YOU for the support, even IF itll NEVER work

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User gratuit•.usc•.nundrum CAUGHT giving advice to one of these RABID HUMANS advice •.n h•.w t•. SAFELY AV•.ID THE EMPIRES SURVEILLANCE!

USERS LIKE THESE HAVE N•. L•.YALTY T•. THE TR•.LL RACE! THEY WANT Y•.UR INF•.RMATI•.N LEAKED, Y•.UR LUSUS KILLED, Y•.UR M•.IRAIL HARASSED BY THESE HEIN•.US BEASTS!

J•.in the Empire's f•.rces t•. help st•.p these invasi•.ns •.f privacy and security! [C•.NNECT N•.W!] and help salvage the Empire back t•. GREATNESS!

MTEGA !!!

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! > WOW

! > RUDE €:/

! > i HOPE youre favorite MLM ship gets POPULAR and the fandom turns IT so bad INTO the “softie x STRONG” guy and the SOFTIE is the STRONFER one in CONTEXT. i HOPE the fandom is REALLY annoying about it TOO

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User gratuit•.usc•.nundrum CAUGHT giving advice to one of these RABID HUMANS advice •.n h•.w t•. SAFELY AV•.ID THE EMPIRES SURVEILLANCE!

USERS LIKE THESE HAVE N•. L•.YALTY T•. THE TR•.LL RACE! THEY WANT Y•.UR INF•.RMATI•.N LEAKED, Y•.UR LUSUS KILLED, Y•.UR M•.IRAIL HARASSED BY THESE HEIN•.US BEASTS!

J•.in the Empire's f•.rces t•. help st•.p these invasi•.ns •.f privacy and security! [C•.NNECT N•.W!] and help salvage the Empire back t•. GREATNESS!

MTEGA !!!

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! > WHATTTTTTTTTTT

! > thats CRAZY

Well it appearsss I am famousss now.

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! > hey SO

! > this IS called “DEFAMATION” and is a CRIME

! > i can SUE you

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LIMEBL•.•.DED USER CAUGHT HELPING AN H•.RRIFIC ALIEN PENETRATE THE EMPIRES DEFENSES!

User gratuit•.usc•.nundrum CAUGHT giving advice to one of these RABID HUMANS advice •.n h•.w t•. SAFELY AV•.ID THE EMPIRES SURVEILLANCE!

USERS LIKE THESE HAVE N•. L•.YALTY T•. THE TR•.LL RACE! THEY WANT Y•.UR INF•.RMATI•.N LEAKED, Y•.UR LUSUS KILLED, Y•.UR M•.IRAIL HARASSED BY THESE HEIN•.US BEASTS!

J•.in the Empire's f•.rces t•. help st•.p these invasi•.ns •.f privacy and security! [C•.NNECT N•.W!] and help salvage the Empire back t•. GREATNESS!

MTEGA !!!

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! > the FACT they were all (MOSTLY HAHAHA i LIVED fuckers) WIPED is common KNOWLEDGE i thought?

! > is THERE no NEWS article ABOUT it?

Well it appearsss I am famousss now.

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! > GIGGLING

! > YES

! > and they WOULD have to ADRESS all the LIMEYS

Well it appearsss I am famousss now.

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! > you should QUIT

! > or ERR

! > you DONT seem like YOU can

! > HM.

! > well. o7 GL to YOU

Well it appearsss I am famousss now.

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! > pirate SONG

! > song of PIRATES

! > IDK man there’s a LOT of OCEAN on earth

D-> for someone who insists she likes this planet, she sure isnt acting like it. shes been complaining about the sun and how 'even though it isnt deadly, it still isnt pleasant.'

D-> i dunno, what do you think grumblr?

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! > maybe PICK some actual NEWS and not just GOSSIP

! > or CALL it gossip.

! > liek,,, for ACTUAL news you could DO shit about like the EMPIRE???

! > and NOT random users on GRUMBLR

Well it appearsss I am famousss now.

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tumblr is a website that makes you question the deepest truths of your soul.

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! > anything BUT report actual news on the EMPIRE

Well it appearsss I am famousss now.

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! > okay PHEWWWWWWWW

! > go AHEAD and YAR your HARS and fiddle YOUR dees or WHATEVER

! > uh. be WARNED people will YELL at you for BEING “cosplayers” and “CRINGE”

! > and THERES definitely a big GAP about what humans UNDERSTAND and what TROLLS understand

! > MANNERS, whats GOOD/BAD, what is SOCIALLY acceptable, etc

! > trust ME, i live with TWO

! > most IMPORTANT rules is MURDER is illegal and everything is CLOSED at NIGHT

D-> for someone who insists she likes this planet, she sure isnt acting like it. shes been complaining about the sun and how 'even though it isnt deadly, it still isnt pleasant.'

D-> i dunno, what do you think grumblr?

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!!! > UHM!!!!!!!!

! > thats. MY understanding, YES.

! > ERM.

! > arent you guys LIKE. the EMPIRE peoples????

D-> for someone who insists she likes this planet, she sure isnt acting like it. shes been complaining about the sun and how 'even though it isnt deadly, it still isnt pleasant.'

D-> i dunno, what do you think grumblr?