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*you find a small bag filled with what looks to be small pieces of chocolate. attached is a note* “merry Christmas gv! i made some fudge! it’s like this earth candy that’s really chewy and chocolaty! my grandma used to make it with me every year and i hope you like it! - ce”

why would you shit in this bag?

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Troll Markiplier sends his regards

holly shjt troll markpilier

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did you know him?

What do you think about each of the session trolls?

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this bitch must think i'm weevil underwood

i wanted to make friends with Murie so i showed ‘er my favorite duel monsters cards but she just threw them into the ocean :(

What a jerk. Any way they can be recreated with alchemy?

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Wanna start a fight club with me?

i'm game, but what would the first rule be?

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Can you please stop swindling the consorts. None of them are particularly smart so I can’t imagine it’s even that entertaining for you.

However you are genuinely screwing up the economy, they don’t have enough to invest in the stock market anymore and now I’m losing boonbucks by the day. So cut it please?

there are very few things more entertaining than sitting on a literal golden throne watching a procession of consorts bring me their monthly payment toward their gambling debts

it's like the #1 most enjoyable thing i've done in the medium, so uh

lol lmao fuck you, i'm not stopping

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I feel like you deserve Anon hate but idk how to do that so just imagine this message is threatening for me thanks!

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headache

hey, stella, are chunks of my thinkpan supposed to come out of my nose when i use my psionics?

What the fu- That is a seri⊙us side effect!

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Hit the griddy

hit the what?

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Who would be the top five easiest players to rob blind in a game of poker?

Arriar (Drunk)

2. Arriar (Sober)

3. Fingop

4. Draco

5. Iyeris

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it's a meme you dipshit

Wait how do you like us trolls I haven't even met you

i got a random encounter and met a troll like you!! we became friends and they told me about your species :D

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Wait how do you like us trolls I haven't even met you

i got a random encounter and met a troll like you!! we became friends and they told me about your species :D

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hey you wanna go get blackout drunk?

Another day sober, I'm proud of myself! :)

I wonder if he'd be proud of me.

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alright fuck this, i'm setting the record straight

i feel absolutely nothing caliginous, pitch, or otherwise spade adjacent towards draco, any perceived hateflirting is a completely platonic dispute over gambling debt, regardless of how it reads

Do you think Muriot is a loser?

No, not a loser. She just gets on my nerves sometimes!

I mean, being a thief on Alternia is one thing. But here? After the apocalypse that left only a handful of trolls left alive? We should be working together, not trying to con each other!

And why is she hateflirting with a human? He said he wasn't interested.

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damn

When we win the game do we not deserve to shape the universe to our own benefit? The hell it has put us through can’t just be so some idiot race that doesn’t even exist yet get to have peaceful lives. What do we get out of all of this?

We do indeed get control of the universe, as far as I am aware. You and I know how much getting cosmically fucked over is an absolute pain in the ass. We should make a world where people do not get fucked over as such, no? Aside from what we can probably do whatever the fuck we want, so let that be your answer.

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it's genuinely hilarious how easy it is to tell when stella asks something

When we win the game do we not deserve to shape the universe to our own benefit? The hell it has put us through can’t just be so some idiot race that doesn’t even exist yet get to have peaceful lives. What do we get out of all of this?

We do indeed get control of the universe, as far as I am aware. You and I know how much getting cosmically fucked over is an absolute pain in the ass. We should make a world where people do not get fucked over as such, no? Aside from what we can probably do whatever the fuck we want, so let that be your answer.

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good luck finding my stash i guess?

@mechanicchariot you have been forgiven but please promise me you will gamble more responsibly and make sure no one owes you got it?? Also I sent the necklace back and tonight don’’t forget dinner at my place