#1 DeadSea fan first person second. Asks/requests openany pronouns
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ddo we even know each other. im squinting at your blog like., are we familari or did you just decide to join in im bad with names
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The other night husband and I were watching a documentary about the yeti where they were doing DNA analysis of samples of supposed yeti fur, and every one of them came back as bears.
Anyway, the next night we watched a thing about some pig man who is supposed to live in Vermont. People said it had claws and a pig nose but walked upright like a man. Now, I happen to know that sideshows used to shave bears and present them as pig men. So every piece of evidence they gave of this monster sounds to me like a bear with mange.
So now the running joke in our house is that everything is bears. Aliens? Bears. Loch Ness monster? Bear. Every cryptozoological mystery is just a very crafty bear.
Bears. They’re everywhere. Be wary. Anyone or anything could be a bear.
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i was trying to find my features tags and hello??? where did you all come from hi

#i was like ninety percent sure all my followers were friends/acquaintances#i know i dont know this many people hi#gravity’s rambles
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I’m going to start pulling out the unhinged responses
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daily affirmations:
i am kind
i am in control of my emotions
it does not bother me when someone is in the kitchen while i was planning to be in there alone
everyone in the house has the right to be in the kitchen
i am kind and in control of my emotions even when someone is in the kitchen while i was planning to be in there alone
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you guys don’t even understand what GoodTimesWithScar means to me. Funniest character to ever exist. He’s the server’s sexy pool boy and marriage counselor and he’s bad at all of his jobs and you can never tell if it’s through intentional sabotage or genuine incompetence and then you see him build the most beautiful thing you’ve ever seen and log out. He’s not a himbo because he’s a genius and master manipulator but he decided a long time ago that he cares more about having abs and giant tits than proving to anyone that he’s smart. He can cry on command and make you think he’s the most helpless creature on the planet and then turn around and fire an arrow from 200 blocks away and get a headshot and kill you. And then he turns around trips over his own feet and drowns in four inches of water. I’m literally obsessed with him
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beans and claws
#hi i think about them a lot#this amkes me ill.#tehm…..#devotion duo#lsshipping#sobbing#garden reblogs
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have we considered hes just a little guy
taps you on the shoulder i’ve been told you like seabirds and trims
I would say I more than like. I'm the 'Bird' in Seabirds :3
Trim twins tentative divorce sorry chat in my defense its all his fault and ive done nothing wrong ever in my life
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holds a microphone towards you thoughts on dreamscape duo
*holds mic a bit closer to my face*
Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh its annoying because I cant see any of the lore thatd make me care so all I have is "GOD I WISH THAT WERE ME LET ME HAVE SILLY LORE GUHHH" and my guy thinking they ruined everything by breaking up the duo lol
#this makes negative a billion sense to all but about six people#<- I think i count as one of them#also i know who you are#<- teehee#garden reblogs#also augh ive only heard dragons side (and pretty little of that tbf) but OW
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oh okay so dragon’s spreading propaganda, got it
#passing travelers#GANG. MY IRL SENT ME A FUCKING EGG EMOJI#SHE DIDNT EVEN KNOW WHAT IT MEANS#egg tag#gonna. go back and add this to all the egg asks
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WHAT THE FUCK
chat its been days since the last egg post
#passing travelers#i Fucking Guess#am i going to have to make a tag specifically for the eggs#egg tag
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Drew Prince Zam for a friend, to be clear I don't watch mcyt.
#OH MNY FUCKING GOD IT SPRIXJAESam#Sorry im normal#i looove your desihn of her omg#pretty…#garden reblogs
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doodle for my zam insane frjends.... hi..... im scared
#hello tumblr this is my new favourite mcyter™️ everyone look at her#REALLY?????#OMG#garden reblogs#i jsut jumped for joy
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When I say a character has done nothing wrong, I say it with whimsy and humor in my heart. When some of you say it, I fear you truly believe it
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Hello the famed Luna who’s coa character I accidentally fucked up (and will eventually redraw to redeem myself)
Hello the famed voice in my friends head
#oh god they're met everyone scatter#<- lmao?? you say this like were going to attempt world domination#garden reblogs
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A couple screenshots of my lil Artimators s1 ravine base (with a bonus doors to @berrysquared's flat)!
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