greazmonki
greazmonki
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*deep inhale* "libra, infp, type 8, slytherin, chaotic neutral, so/sx, soccer, painting, photography, cat lover, cook, chicken lover, pink & yellow lover, lover of aliens, ADHD, Dyslexic, occasionally depressed, vanilla chocolate Stan, professional daydreamer, pun maker, vanilla candle loving, Tim burton obsessed, dwells in hoodies, writes somewhat disturbing poetry, morning jogger, gains fanatic, empathizes with robots, conspiracy theorist, lover of all things leather, aaaaand this is getting too long goodbye.
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greazmonki · 5 years ago
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greazmonki · 5 years ago
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Un-make me.
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greazmonki · 5 years ago
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*whispers* amateurs
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greazmonki · 5 years ago
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Def not 2020...sry bud
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greazmonki · 5 years ago
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K maybe 2020
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greazmonki · 6 years ago
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INFP stuff #2
When you suddenly find yourself in the middle of a group gossiping, and you know more about the person/people they are talking about than every single person in the group, but you stay silent because you don’t want to be part of that.
Eventually you probably flee, because it makes you feel uncomfortable to hear people who don’t know anything about the person talking shit about them.
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greazmonki · 6 years ago
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did U GUYS KNOW, that the way stores get the balloons off of the ceiling is with ANOTHER balloon, w tape on the top??? and they just dont cut the string so it’s like super long and u gotta aim it right n reel it in. i just found that out today when i DID IT and it’s been the best working day of my life i had a blast blowing up balloons and fetching some off the ceiling. i had so much power? and NO ONE ELSE in my department likes that job so now it’s MY job when need be
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greazmonki · 6 years ago
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Snowing at sea
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greazmonki · 6 years ago
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toads riding snake
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greazmonki · 6 years ago
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i would like to see… a little lizard
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greazmonki · 6 years ago
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Omg I did too
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greazmonki · 6 years ago
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Roses are red, that much is true, but violets are purple, not fucking blue.
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greazmonki · 7 years ago
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“Death must be so beautiful. To lie in the soft brown earth, with the grasses waving above one’s head, and listen to silence. To have no yesterday, and no tomorrow. To forget time, to forgive life, to be at peace.”
— Oscar Wilde
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greazmonki · 7 years ago
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i noticed that In-N-Out’s packaging has Bible Verses on them
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According to Fact Check, “In-N-Out Burger was founded by Harry and Esther Snyder in Baldwin Park, California, in 1948. Although this chain of west coast hamburger restaurants has since grown to more than 200 outlets, control still rests in the hands of the Snyder family. According to the company’s web site: “In-N-Out remains privately owned and the Snyder family has no plans to take the company public or franchise any units.” The Snyders are a religious family, and their continuing to control their own company means they can put what they want on their product packaging. They’ve chosen to include pointers to particular Bible verses that we presume hold special meaning for them. “
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