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Saw a post about the sesamarot and wanted to share my favorite reading
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I hope when I say "please advise" in an email they know I sent it screaming in utter terror and confusion
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What the flock?! such smart names!
Science should let more cartoonists name things. That how we got the thagomizer and the Rube Goldberg machines. Anyways! SHERLOCK CROWMES!!!!!
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got a text from my old boss that she got new kittens, which didn’t surprise me bc she’s infamous for having like 10+ cats at a time and is constantly taking in strays from neighboring farms. average thursday for her right. but then i go to actually open the image she sent and

unique markings indeed!
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Major human pastimes:
frying dough
classifying things and then arguing about the classifications
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my coworker was brushing out a really fat pug and I went "they used to load these things into canons during the civil war" and she went "really?"
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in the next batman movie selina is back in town to con bruce wayne which he knows but he missed her so much and obviously he can afford it so he just lets her
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