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[Man 1: (singing) One last time. Did you just... flick my hand away from your hand? It just like registered like three seconds later. Why did you do that? You didn’t want the Hydrangeas to see? They’re homophobic ya know. That’s why they’re not blooming as well.

They’re spewing hate. So they’re not... blooming. That’s how that works by the way. If you spew hate you don’t bloom, as a human. So you can tell when someone’s unhappy and they’re causing pain to someone else, you’re just a flower who’s not blooming and you’re mad you’re not blooming.

But it’s because you’re mad at the other person. So just stop being mad at the other person and focus on your blooming. Focus. On. Your blooming! (laugh) They’re really not doing so well.

Man 2: And that’s because they’re homophobic?

Man 1: Or the soil.]

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i cant even imagine the temptation of living near a hotspot for paranormal investigators. i would be out there EVERY NIGHT fucking with them. that aint a ghost that made you pee yourself its me, the lich of the woods. gonna lay little traps for ya. gonna shake your tent while you’re sleeping. gonna make spooky noises. walk around in the dark with a cloak and a deer skull mask. hack ur little radios and say fucked up scary stuff. it would occupy all my time and thats why i cant live near one of these places. it would be almost too much fun 

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so I got into grad school today with my shitty 2.8 gpa and the moral of the story is reblog those good luck posts for the love of god

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Everything I’ve learned about Elon Musk has been completely against my will.

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Thots on Arkay?

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“Look at the sky, Martin. Look at the sky. It’s looking back.“

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each person at the magnus institute gradually gets replaced by the not!them until no humans remain but they don’t realize that everyone else has already been replaced so there’s a bunch of not!them fully convinced that they’re staying under the radar in a workplace full of humans. elias knows but he doesn’t do anything bc he thinks it’s funny

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are you a “sleeping and taking naps all the time” mentally ill person or a “i toss and turn all night and stare at the ceiling” person

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When u build an entire world in ur head with a city and a few towns but u have no idea who to draw buildings or backgrounds cuz ur a character drawing whore

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“Right now is a great time to sharpen the little skills, Fine-tune the little habits, and find joy in the little things.” [x]

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Gabriele Brombin (Italian, based Milan, Italy) - Illustrations for The Sand Sea and the Plateaux of Mirrors, a Sci Fi Graphic Novel self-published in June 2012, Digital Art

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I think trevor herbert is a skinny little rat of a man and julia (whose dad was 6’8 and a brick shithouse so obviously shes jacked as fuck and towers over everything) can pick him up and throw him like a javelin. Hold him by the ankles and swing him like a bat. the sounds you THINK are gunshots in 158 when daisy goes feral are actually the sound of trevor herberts feet leaving the floor as julia picks him up to pitch him like a baseball. the floor was just sticky. jon spilled orange juice earlier. if you practice enough picking your dad up and throwing him is a valid battle tactic!

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Project: Arthropoda Iconicus Series: Timorpersonae

by Richard Wilkinson 

This series of imaginary bugs by Wilkinson is inspired by varies horror movie icons.

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A lovely article detailing the various Entities that one might expect from Rusty Quill’s the Magnus Archives - if you were to enter a pact with them.