grier-the-goblin-returns
grier-the-goblin-returns
Villanously Scheming for the Glory of God
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grier-the-goblin-returns · 7 hours ago
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grier-the-goblin-returns · 8 hours ago
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it's bruce springsteen, he can do whatever he wants
why did bruce springsteen just drop an 83 track album has he lost his fucking mind
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grier-the-goblin-returns · 8 hours ago
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WHITE PHARAOH ALIVE IN PITTSBURGH
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grier-the-goblin-returns · 21 hours ago
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american friends imagine being so in love that every kiss feels like a big juicy hamburger with fries and a big drink
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grier-the-goblin-returns · 2 days ago
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The world is overpopulated to hell, yet people still breed like rats. Like there’s no vaccines to protect the kids from dying, like before.
It takes the human body 7 years to fully recover from birthing a kid.
Seven years.
Not to mention all the complications birth and pregnancy brings. It’s not worth it.
All the kids in foster care, barely any being adopted. But people wanna breed instead? Instead of helping kids in the system?
Wanna have a ‘biological’ kid? When your genes are filled with adhd, cancer, autism, anxiety, ocd, schizophrenia etc? Hell no.
Not to mention one in four kids experience child abuse or neglect.
ONE IN FOUR.
“ Nearly 400 million children under 5 — or 6 in 10 children within that age group globally — regularly endure psychological aggression or physical punishment at home, according to new UNICEF estimates. Of them, around 330 million are punished by physical means.”
Nearly 70% of all reported sexual assaults (including assaults on adults) occur to children ages 17 and under. Over 90% of sexual abuse/assaults are from someone the kid knows. Like a dad. Uncle. Even brother.
Stop having kids. Idc. Stop having them. At least stop at two. No fucking more.
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grier-the-goblin-returns · 2 days ago
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the damage “um it’s actually all a chemical imbalance if your head” has done to modern society ..
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grier-the-goblin-returns · 2 days ago
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I recently learned about this European pagan figure called the Barley Lord and as the legend goes every season the people checks notes rip him apart, grind him into pulp, and drink the refuse of his death this, of course, being a metaphor for turning barley into beer I have nothing to add to this, I just think it's funny
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grier-the-goblin-returns · 3 days ago
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grier-the-goblin-returns · 3 days ago
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Pants
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grier-the-goblin-returns · 3 days ago
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Bring Me The Boss Hog
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grier-the-goblin-returns · 3 days ago
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There's many things to love about the book "Prince Caspian" but one scene I especially love is when Aslan tells Reepicheep that the day his people ate away at the cords that bound him on the Stone Table centuries ago, was the day that narnian mice began to speak
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grier-the-goblin-returns · 3 days ago
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PARIS WAS NOT NAMED AFTER PARIS HILTON YOU DIPSHIT
source?
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extremely loud incorrect buzzer
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