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The Master & Missy + self-destructive/self-hatred tendency
#dw#fully half of these being spymaster lmao my suicidal princess#also 'dying in your arms. happy now?' was and remains so iconic.
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*cracks knuckles* maybe THIS time the short oneshot fic distraction will remain a short oneshot
#<5k this time please please please please#well it won't be a wildly out of control 25k like mermaid fic turned out to be that's for sure#i must reiterate that i am a ONE SHOT WRITER. this is my nature. but i'm just not very good at shutting up.#i need to force myself to get to the point and be fucking SUCCINCT.#i really need to practice writing like. punchy single-scene ficlets or something#instead of letting myself always get bogged down in setup#until i suddenly realise i'm sick of writing a thing and i've run out of juice#without even getting to the point of why i started writing it in the first place.
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what's with the sudden influx of posts where instead of asking you to reblog and put your favourite [thing] in the tags, they make a poll saying "will you reblog and put [thing] in the tags". i assume it's to drive up engagement because people love clicking polls and are more likely to look at that than read a text post, but i'm obsessed with clicking the "no" option. no i will not reblog this post and tell you what book i'm currently reading <3 bye
#even things where i probably would have reblogged it if it was a text post#i guess i just love being contrary???#if you give me a 'no' option on your poll i am choosing that one.
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DOCTOR WHO — The Witch’s Familiar (S09E02) directed by Hettie MacDonald | written by Steven Moffat ››› Michelle Gomez as The Master ››› Jenna Coleman as Clara Oswald
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My Game Of Thrones fan script
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rolling rolling rolling
#would love 2 be able to do this#also looking at the depth/temp/oxygen saturation readings on the gif. yikes. wouldn't wanna be there.
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what if American Psycho was wet?
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*cracks open a shiny new spydoc smutfic in my google docs* it’s what sacha dhawan would want. apparently.
#this also.#with the necessary caveat that I'M JOKING and if anyone ever showed my stuff to anyone involved with the show i would have to kill them#dw
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Are we not gonna talk about the fact that Sacha said, at Chicago Tardis this year, that “The Master’s sex scene with the Doctor” was cut when asked if any content was cut from his episodes? 😭👀
#reblogging this again for reasons. let him speak.#actually make him the new showrunner idgaf let's see where he's going with this.#dw
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in the episodes of fma we’re currently watching i keep making jokes that unintentionally predict the plot so that’s proof that i need to keep on just blurting out whatever pops into my head when me and emily are watching tv
#‘wouldn’t it be funny if sloth had no idea what they were doing there and they were just digging randomly’#‘the shape of the country? yeah it’s kind of a circle.’#sometimes the things i say are right. although sometimes they are very very stupid.
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Waking up with Mensah vs Waking up in the Corporation Rim
#murderbot#‘dr mensah are you here’ what if i cried so hard i puked.#this plus the way that murderbot pings the other secunits for help when they’re about to melt it down.#its first thought upon waking up is to worry about the safety of its clients#and its first thought when trapped and in mortal danger is to look to the people around it for help 😭#even though it has no memory or precedent for why it should even hope for such a thing.#also mensah apologising for not being able to carry it back to the bunk lmao#and taking a wild chance on the hopper lubricant#hippie scientist politician with an anxiety disorder suddenly being thrown into some Situations for sure.#i love mensah bc she’s so calm unflappable valiant leader until suddenly she’s like UHHH FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK. I IMPROVISED *mining drill*
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who is john. why is he locked. free him .
#oh wait this was what set me off Posting today lmao#because i saw this post and my brain was like 'he's locked in the vault with missy obviously'#like where else could a person possibly be locked. duh.
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#janky franky coming dead last. as he ought.#like to be fair you would build up some muscle hauling corpses up to your secret student dorm mad science lab#but i think the psychological toll of competitive sports would probably make him faint.
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so far out of the four doccy who fics i've written, every single one of them has ended with two characters having a verbal altercation and one of them storming out. there's a pretty good chance the fifth one (when i finally finish it) will end like that as well.
#also three of them have had a sex scene involving spymaster where he didn't get to come#because i think it's really funny and i want to see how long i can continue the bit.#anyway re: the storming out thing i guess that's just kinda how it goes when you're writing fics about like#two people who fundamentally cannot be around each other unless one of them is being literally physically restrained.
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What? Huh? You want me to stop? Sorry my ears don't work too good and I can't hear you over the wet slapping. The fish? You don't like it when I hit you with the fish? Why?
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ok now that's done you will never hear anything about fish from me ever again (lying)
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