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i had a dream i worked in an underwater restaurant and people kept ordering ice in their drinks and then getting mad at me when it would float away. and i’d tell them beforehand that the ice would float away & they’d be like lol no that’s not how it works just give me the ice. I’m fighting customer service battles never seen before

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get out. And take your sad weird bisexual man with you

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its just embarrassing when you make a fandom related post and it doesnt get any notes like okay. so no one want to play tuoys with me. no one wants to play with our little guys together. okay thats fine. yeah its cool... puts my hands in my jacket pockets. kicks a beer can that was on the side of the road a little

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11 vibrators that will make your clit feel like a pigeon getting sucked into a jet engine

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pineapple and ham on pizza FUCKS.

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im sorry my bbg tumblr i didnt mean to leave you in the dust for several months

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im going to slide that peanut butter cookie up my supple asshole

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i need the crevices of my brain to be fingered

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hey guys you ever choke on a fruitfly

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the things i’d do to have big man boobs in my face

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god i love oiled up men.

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GOOOOOD FUCKING LOORDDDD

you wanna see some fuckin scandalous veggie tables?

absolutely

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you wanna see some fuckin scandalous veggie tables?

absolutely

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people are going to think i genuinely have a fetish for food but i’m actually just 4 days off of my antipsychotics and i think it’s really funny

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do you ever feel

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i’m going down a list of food condiments i can use as lube

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the answer is apparently yes but who’s really trying to stop me

“can i get banned from tumblr for blogging about jerking off into a jar of mayonnaise like my life depended on it?” is a legitimate question i just asked someone