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please please please let me get what i want september
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I GOT T RANK USJDJFNFNGNGFGSFF DIE MR TENNA
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every single school teacher should get paid $300,000 a year minimum and ICE agents should all die simultaneously in agony. this is my congressional budget plan
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School of Rock but Dewey is really into weird industrial experimental metal instead of classic rock and shows the kids like Throbbing Gristle and Mr Bungle and shit and the battle of the bands is a disaster and they do arrest him at the end
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it’s crazy how a double bacon cheeseburger is probably the single healthiest thing a human can eat
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Money fucking sucks. It distorts everything: relationships, decisions, timelines, who gets to feel safe and who doesn’t. It turns something like “home” into a math problem. That’s brutal, and unfair, and I hate it so much.
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miiiiiister krabs, is one thick bih (its a good day to have a good day)
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me: and the baby stewie is clever and talks. he is friends with brian the dog who also talks and likes to write
green troll: tell me more of this “lowest griffin”. perhaps he too is live under bridge? bridge in “quagmire of great filth”?
me: well quagmire is actually another character
green troll (frightened): spirit of land
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(after the jigsaw tape finishes explaining the trap) alright!! I promise I'll do my best! =^.^=
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most basic treatments for sickness involve some form of salt water (drinking electrolytes, gargling with warm salt water, epsom salt baths) as a way of microdosing going to the seaside
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Lauren Greenfield, “Commencement Ceremony, Santa Monica, 1992, Ed. 25”
#sooo real i was in my undies playing minecraft or something watching a livestream of my graduation#joke ass degree from cringe school prepared me so well to be unemployed AND in debt
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Did you know that you can waste your free time by not knowing which activity to do so you do none of them
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To put it bluntly, the only way to end homelessness is to house people or kill them.
That's it. Those are your options. Homelessness doesn't go away based on "crime crackdowns." You will imprison the unhoused, and when they are free, they will be unhoused again. Or they will die in prison.
When you burn encampments or force people out without their stuff, they remain unhoused or freeze to death.
After working with the unhoused, it's become abundantly clear that those who don't want to support them instead want them dead.
There is blood on the hands of every government and organization that controls the homeless population with force instead of compassion.
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