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My dog's really a study in Buddhism. He can see my muffin wrapper and he's miserable. Crying. He needs to eat my muffin wrapper so bad.
I get up and throw it away. He forgets about it immediately and happily goes to sleep.
You are not sad because you do not have a muffin wrapper, my beautiful boy, you are sad because you want the muffin wrapper.
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Favourite songs too short? Turn your favourite song into a 2-hour album with just one simple trick! Passengers in the car are gonna love it!
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My cartoon for this week’s Guardian Books Summer Reading Special.
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good news i'm the most fuckable person at this vehicular manslaughter
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“My dad teaching math in Southern California (late 70s/early 80s)”
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