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My dad fell asleep watching some youtube video in the living room but his youtube is set to auto play and i just heard ‘Big foot mating call’ before the loudest guttural noise imaginable reverberated this whole house. And hes still asleep

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金沢 Kanazawa

Instagram: @tsukinoto  Twitter: @EiichiYoshioka

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*Trying to make small talk at a bar.* Barnacles are more closely related to butterflies and crabs than they are clams and snails. Kinda fucked up, right? Yeah, they have antennae and everything. I always thought they were mollusks as a kid but they’re not. They’re weird little freaks. They’re arthropods and crustaceans at that. If you ever see barnacles growing on a lobster or a crab, it’s like their lame cousin is hitching a ride with them. I’m scared of barnacles in the cosmic horror way Sherlock Holmes pretended to be worried about bivalves in The Dying Detective. Are you more of a mollusk guy or a crustacean guy? I love them both, can’t pick a side. Do you like Sherlock Holmes?

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"you need me boy, your free will is an illusion" is a line that objectively goes hard as hell out of context. it sounds like the kind of thing that you'd see as the title of some fanfic about those dudes from the hannibal tv show of maybe even the super naturals one having gay sex. if you told me it was a lyric from hozier's new single i'd probably believe you. it's so much better than that though. it's from a tiktok where a guy pretends to be a ps5

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amazing lion dance (traditonal chinese folk art 舞狮wushi) in guangxi province

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tbh when I see other lgbts in public like a gay couple or like a trans person with pride flag and pronoun pins i try and give them a Look like telepathically communicate like yes hello peers like when two bus drivers pass

but I know if they ever notice me I probably look like this

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obsessed w the wording of this headline

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Source: [X]

TL;DR – Twitter thread by a library worker on a news article about a woman who pulled hundreds of books out of a library dumpster and donated them to an underserved school. THOSE BOOKS WERE THROWN OUT FOR A REASON. Like outdated science, racism, and misogyny. #ContextMatters 

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things i have learned since "live slug reaction" became tumblr's meme of the day

1. the slug is named Klaud

2. the slug appears in several scenes throughout the movie despite that i have no memory of ever seeing them before

3. the slug has the exact same amount of screentime as Rose

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i'm pleased to inform everyone that the slug is not homophobic because he has a boyfriend

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random bitter aspiring authors on "writing advice" blogs: Don't make your main characters super special mary sues. don't make them better than other people or more interesting. your main characters should be boring average guys with the personalities of wood pulp

the Epic of Gilgamesh: Gilgamesh was objectively the best man ever. He was the hottest, sexiest, most gorgeous hunk of pure manly awesomeness that ever lived and he used a sword that weighed 120 pounds.

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All of us fawning over some slug like

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its me boy im the slug reacting to you live inside your brain

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facebook trends: BREAKING!! vaccines make your children GAY and AUTISTIC

twitter trends: gorgun mcfuck cancelled for saying orphans should be put to work in factories again

tiktok trends: here's why breathing is actually a sign of post traumatic adhd

tumblr trends:

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it's mementing absolute mori