✰ Jude ✰ He/Him ✰ 19 ✰ Ready to enter The Void™ ✰ Genuine Insomniac ✰
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the reason ppl who play league of legends are toxic is the same reason animals get aggressive if they aren’t in sufficiently large enclosures. the game only has one map. they are pacing around the same map for 3 hours straight and then wonder why they have this groundhog dayesque sense of frustration. bitch you’re a neglected zoo animal
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nobody really drops anvils that make people have funny birds and stars spin around their head anymore… they should do start doing that again
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this gun is way too big!!!
this is a gun that is too damn big!

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I don’t think I’ll ever be over how this game ended~
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hyperfixating on this is not enough i need to eat it
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honestly if tumblr unbanned NSFW we could enter like a golden age
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hi! aaaaaaaa *im bit by 1,000 animals and die* *1,000 vultures eat my remains* *1,000 trees grow from my bones, forming a forest with 1,000 bugs and 1,000 birds*
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when your mate tries to sneak into the kitchen and grab the last slice
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