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i moved blogs so i can now follow ppl back lol, i’m at @grrmwannabe now.

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*sees something cool on the internet* hmm *shows it to my wife* hey hon is this cool? i love you

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i moved blogs so i can now follow ppl back lol, i’m at @grrmwannabe now.

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i have a question for people who enjoy mint ice cream:

do you also enjoy eating toothpaste? because thats just what mint ice cream is 

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every episode of kitchen nightmares

head chef, who happens to be covered head to toe in centipedes and stale canola oil: i am Cobfident that chef ramsay will enjoy my food. there is nothing wrong with my food. my food is perfect, five stars. 

gordon ramsay: i will have the risotto 

head chef: ok [throws some rice into a sewer, lights it on fire, and empties a packet of frozen kraft singles into the flames] 

gordon ramsay: *takes a bite* this sucks 

head chef: Oh, so we got a bitch and a liar here? Chef Ramsey doesn’t like my food, huh? So we got a blasphemer and a false prophet here, huh? Chef Ramsay dosent know what the fuck or shit he is talking about and I’m personally about to knock him out cold with my massive ballsack.

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jimmy neutron promotional interruption during spongebob squarepants (2001)

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me when i enter a room

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I love how in Pyramid of Light 4Kids had clearly just been given their “d word” privileges for the first time and they got really really excited about it, and that’s how we got gems like this

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🎷😏🎶

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This is the greatest progression of events I have ever read, where’s my historical gay romance novel about this

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exchanging grammatically correct emails with adults is the most uncomfortable form of human interaction in existence

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