grumpy-salad
grumpy-salad
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Just another Guild Wars 2 blog floating around. Nothing spectacular here. I usually post funny screencaps of names, or of my characters, and reblog Guild Wars 2 related mumbo jumbo.
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grumpy-salad · 8 months ago
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Share your ocs Halloween costume!
It's another lovely halloween, and I know this community has some fantastic costume ideas! From characters/celebrities to classic sexy/spooky costumes, the creativity is through the roof!
Share and show off your lovely costumes here gw2 community, and perhaps you will earn a little treat :3 (in which a piece of candy/sweet will be chosen to give to any characters who ring the doorbell of this thread)
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grumpy-salad · 8 months ago
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as someone who plays both gw2 and ffxiv I can't imagine describing shadow of the mad king to someone who plays xiv only. halloween in xiv is like here's a silly little sidequest that gives you some glam armor or a minion, maybe an emote if we're feeling like mixing it up this year. and then gw2's like here's a maze that we run around for hours on end killing the same mobs over and over to get trick or treat bags and candy corn. these are some of the best items for flipping on the market for profit and you can make hundreds of gold in a handful of hours. every so often everyone in the maze stops to kill a skeleton with a chainsaw the players have named steve. it's considered good etiquette to be under-geared so enemies die slower and everyone gets a chance to tag for loot. here's a jumping puzzle that only takes a couple minutes to complete but even veteran players struggle with it. in lore halloween started because a human king went insane and killed his family and then was executed by his subjects. he is now a minor deity and comes to the mortal realm to play simon says. his greatest adversary is a flamboyant zombie dictator that you killed years ago but the king's minions created a fake version of him because the king was depressed.
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grumpy-salad · 8 months ago
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Coffbee
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grumpy-salad · 8 months ago
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I hope I'm not only a Plastic Spider to you, but a Veteran Plastic Spider
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grumpy-salad · 8 months ago
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Sweeping Spider Squad making sure that Lion’s Arch stays clean during Halloween.
(special thanks to @gw2juxorah for starting this. Also sorry for the random lag)
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grumpy-salad · 9 months ago
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you might say, "bigsnaff, why don't you open a few of those delectable little weapon chests that you have?" and to that i say, what if i need them on a hyperspecific themed character later on that i'll end up deleting within 6 months after playing them for a grand total of 4 hours
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grumpy-salad · 9 months ago
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Cookin' up some stuff about my Commander. Something Inquest Experiment, something something Balthazar reliquary magicks, etc etc etc.
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grumpy-salad · 9 months ago
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Cookin' up some stuff about my Commander. Something Inquest Experiment, something something Balthazar reliquary magicks, etc etc etc.
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grumpy-salad · 10 months ago
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Cookin' up some stuff about my Commander. Something Inquest Experiment, something something Balthazar reliquary magicks, etc etc etc.
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grumpy-salad · 10 months ago
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Yelp Review: Zero stars
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get stuck, nerd
w/ @grumpy-salad as my lovely test subject
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grumpy-salad · 1 year ago
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I'm back. Is this anything to anyone?
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grumpy-salad · 1 year ago
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Loaded back into game and remembered that time I lost my mind wit hthe fishing chieves.... which I will return to doing once more.
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grumpy-salad · 1 year ago
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𝔸𝕟 𝕖𝕡𝕚𝕥𝕒𝕡𝕙 𝕥𝕠 𝕤𝕠𝕞𝕖𝕠𝕟𝕖 𝕀 𝕦𝕤𝕖𝕕 𝕥𝕠 𝕜𝕟𝕠𝕨.
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grumpy-salad · 1 year ago
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𝔸𝕟 𝕖𝕡𝕚𝕥𝕒𝕡𝕙 𝕥𝕠 𝕤𝕠𝕞𝕖𝕠𝕟𝕖 𝕀 𝕦𝕤𝕖𝕕 𝕥𝕠 𝕜𝕟𝕠𝕨.
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grumpy-salad · 2 years ago
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So, in order to just have a dedicated holiday event character... I ended up with this lovely cretchur. Of course they will always be dressed for the season :)
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grumpy-salad · 2 years ago
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Wayfinder.... we are fucking UNDER ATTACK!
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grumpy-salad · 2 years ago
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Wayfinder.... we are fucking UNDER ATTACK!
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