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Fun little side note I'm actually older than 22 now

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If there’s one thing I learned since I signed up on 06/13/2012 11:40:59 PM, it’s that #oh well takes up too much of my time.

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Do not blame me for who I am. The doctor prescribed me 20 mL of #harry styles twice a day.

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Happy 32nd Birthday Baby ♥

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@WildpipM: Umm…I don’t know what happens now. Coffee?

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10 actors: Bob Morley

I’m pretending to be an adult …. I think it’s working. I’m also trying acting.

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Bob in the season 2 dvd featurette “unlock the mountain”

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Because it did. With the 6 graduation stones: Tears, Debt, Late Night study sessions, spending money I didn’t have, Confusion, and last but not least Essays I was told to write but didn’t. #infinitywar

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cashier: are you ready to order

harry: sorry she’s just so new to all of this

chicken: cluck

harry: did you just say roast chicken? that’s fucked up geraldine

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You don’t have to fake orgasm to help your partner’s ego. The guy I lost my virginity to wrote a play about the experience, and the character based on me gave a monologue about how she regretted sleeping with him because no one else would ever be that good. So, yeah. Just tell him you didn’t cum. 

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About to sneeze but not about to miss seeing my idol. #pictureperfect

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About to sneeze but not about to miss seeing my idol. #pictureperfect

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group meeting before they fight thanos

tony: not naming names but if Some People, [looks pointedly at the guardians of the galaxy] Actually did their JOB, thanos wouldnt even have gotten to earth

gamora: well if Some People [looks pointedly at thor] didnt let their little brother steal an infinity stone and wreak havok, thanos wouldnt have even have cared about earth

everyone: [incomprehensible yelling]

steve: GUYS Stop! youre All forgetting something……….Tony also put an infinity stone in his stupid ass robot

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Sometimes I forget how pretty Rami Malek is and then I remember