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*unable to ask if you want to get food with me* do you have any plans for what happens if you get hungry?

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Stronger Together!!

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dont take bird noises for granted

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who wants to go to the aquarium with me i want to stand in cold rooms for two hours straight and look at jellyfish and maybe pet a small stingray

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what is that thing

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do you ever start writing a comment on the internet and then think “oh what the fuck am i going on about” and delete it

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I'm going to say it. The (word in parentheses) meme is way better for tone indication than tone indicators

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after storm

watercolor, gouache

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I love the mossy whale buds 😭

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I went to this Northwest Passage museum once where they had the white explorers' journals on one side of the exhibit and the native people's accounts on the other side of the exhibit and the explorer journals were like "our canoe had almost sunk when we encountered some kindly Indians" and the native histories were like "we watched a bunch of strangers come down the river in the shittiest canoe you'd ever seen. Also, they had no rain gear"

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my idiot minion ordered gender change traps for my megadungeon instead of sex change ones so now there are a bunch of adventurers wandering around physically unchanged but with wicked dysphoria

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god i wish i had a superpower so i could do one singular unexplained thing in public and watch people theorize for years after. like if i could fly the first thing i would do is put on a morph suit and fly over the henday at rush hour and then never do it ever again

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the inherent romance of literally everything when you’re a sentimental bitch

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there is no greater mystery than What Was That Deleted Video In My Youtube Playlist

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see and be seen

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Its July 10th

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how do i make it so i can see this tweet every friday