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What'd you do if I gave you a $50 to give the lads a fun day out

Tubo keeps begging me to take them to the fucking srcade but he also keeps talking about wires he needs to finish some fuckig project that I'm only 30% sure isnt a Death Laser so I guess Id take them to the arcade so Tubbo could steeal wires and finsh his laser of mass destruction. And maybe ice cream. Philza only bought Rocky Road which Im pretty sure can be classified as child abuse I called the cops on him for it once many years ago but SOMEBODY who will not be fucking named took the phone out of my hands and told the policeman that "Phol also buys sherbet so my brother should be fucking grateful. " WHAT IF I WANTE D FUCKING COOKIE DOIGH? WHAT IF THE WORLD WASNT SO BLACK AND WHITE, PHILZA MINECRAFT? Well anyways Fundy said he wants whatrevrr the fuck Cortton Candy Ice Cream is so cough up the 50 bucks or I'll sick my foxshark on you

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Okay i told hi m "What would you say if I told you I bought 100000 dollars worth of stock in moon shoes in the year 1990" and he went "What the Hell are moon shoes" so I've taken out the moon shoes and we're having a lovely time . Maybe another day.

$10000 to upend Fundy's entire world as long as you don't ask any follow up questions on where the money came from or how "legitimate" it is

Youve captured my attention let me do a practice run and see how it goes.

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$10000 to upend Fundy's entire world as long as you don't ask any follow up questions on where the money came from or how "legitimate" it is

Youve captured my attention let me do a practice run and see how it goes.

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I dont know what that is. Can you get a grip?

Why couldn't Dream just be fixated on destroying the Frwnch

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I'll pay you $60 if I can show this blog to Fundy and let him see all the mean things you say about him :P

Now you listen here bitch. Do i find Fundy annoying? Obviously. Do i think his daddy issues arw disturbing? Yes, he hasnt even me t the man. Would I sell him out to the Devil dor Tubbo's soul if it came down to it? Without hesitation. But if you think I'd not only upset him but also completely upend his entire world by shkwing him this blog for a measy 60 dollars... well I'll have to think about it get back to me

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puts $20 in the tip jar. i love you grunkle tommy

THANK YOU KINDLY CUSTOMER see everyone? THIS is how you show love. I'll even give you an extra special discount on your next show of Affection for the lowly priced 19.99. Aren't i generous?

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Clugh up 20 bucks for replying to my post or become my next exhibit, Frenchie

Why couldn't Dream just be fixated on destroying the Frwnch

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Why couldn't Dream just be fixated on destroying the Frwnch

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Now selling Roasted Hole Monster . Only 7.99 a stick

I fucking hate when i come across a pocket of gnomes and ive got to pretend theyre just shrews and Tubbo gets all pissy with me and then ive got to push ranboo into an open flame just to distract him and then Fundy shouts "WILBUR, ARE YOU TRYING TO KILL RANBOO?" and then i get distracted trying to remember my name and accidentally say "yes" instead of how i was actually trying to SAVE rRanblo because he's deathly allergic to shrews and then everyone's mad at ME but if tubbo had just picked up Ranboo and thrown him at the gnomes WE WOULDN'T BE IN THIS MESS

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I fucking hate when i come across a pocket of gnomes and ive got to pretend theyre just shrews and Tubbo gets all pissy with me and then ive got to push ranboo into an open flame just to distract him and then Fundy shouts "WILBUR, ARE YOU TRYING TO KILL RANBOO?" and then i get distracted trying to remember my name and accidentally say "yes" instead of how i was actually trying to SAVE rRanblo because he's deathly allergic to shrews and then everyone's mad at ME but if tubbo had just picked up Ranboo and thrown him at the gnomes WE WOULDN'T BE IN THIS MESS

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It's jsut so hard to think about... I just really thought it'd be more popular and... If he ever... God Im so fucked

grunkle tommy uh uhhhhhh opinion on c!crimeboys

CirmeboyS haha i dinmt know what you could possibly be- I mean Crime? Me? I don't- I don't.... I dint like to talk about that.

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grunkle tommy uh uhhhhhh opinion on c!crimeboys

CirmeboyS haha i dinmt know what you could possibly be- I mean Crime? Me? I don't- I don't.... I dint like to talk about that.

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Saw ranboo throw two whole dollars in there and when he saw me he went "Oh ummmm it's unmmmm for ummmm tubbo ummm" very hard to understand him between ums ive got to get him one of those animal button translators. Going to reasonbly assume he was just showing a bit of love to L'manburg's Mysteries and his good friend Grunkle Uncle

Good morning everyone. Beautiful day. That sunrise has got my name on it. So drop a dollar in the tip jar if youre gonna gaze.

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Good morning everyone. Beautiful day. That sunrise has got my name on it. So drop a dollar in the tip jar if youre gonna gaze.

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10 whole customers. May even actuall y pay Ranboo today. Though tubbs does need more film for his camera... i'll throw some money in a hole and let 'em duke it out. Enrichment's good for this age group. however old the y are. Tickets for the fight are 10 bucks a pop By The By.

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what the hell do you need 10 buckets of nuclear waste for?

CAN A MAN NOT HAVE A HOBBY? CAN A MAN NOT HAVE INTERESTS OITSIDE MYSTERY AND WONDER?

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Grunkle Tommy do you do post suggestions I have a great idea for a post where u delete your account it’d be a great post you should do that

If you really wnat me gone offer ne 1000000 dollars and 10 buckets of nuclea r waste or do not waste my fucking time