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The lion does not concern itself with the bank account balance when a little treat is calling

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No sci-fi explanation for why aliens haven’t contacted Earth will be as funnier, depressing, and true as Midnight Burger’s “we’re such a hot mess that aliens think it’s hilarious and have turned Earth feeds into reality shows”

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“I asked chat gpt—” yeah well I asked the mucklewains and they gave a sermon about not worshipping false idols

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avacaspar is insane because like. he pushed her off the edge of the parking lot into deep space. she calls him good boy and schmoopy. she tells him to stuff his apology up his ass. he wants to scream her achievements to the sky. she knows he has a birth mark/mole on the very back of his neck. they might sleep in the same booth. she never allows herself to be cared for except she asks him to keep bringing her pencils. he refuses to talk to her so the special people in the radio have to yodel at him four separate times to force him to do so. she's the first person he turns to when he's panicking about hearing things in his head. he crawls his way across three galaxies to find his way back to her and apologize to her. she tells him his plan about helping his estranged son is stupid as hell. she desperately doesn't want him to leave. he compares them to orpheus and eurydice. the most upsetting thing to her about being pushed into deep space is the fact that he didn't argue for her a little bit. he tells her he chooses her. he says they have a love language. she tells him she's glad he's here before they go into a black hole

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One of you mfers has got to have heard of Midnight Burger. This cannot be an actually niche nerd thing.

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you know what? time and tide HAVE roiled me too harshly. diurnal courses HAVE left me with no safe haven. radio preachers, please look for me and find me a little faster.

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We open at 6!!!

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Very important .

Hello my dear friends, I hope everyone is well and thank you for your past support and presence in our lives. I love you all without exception.

I've been on Tumblr for a long time and have made a lot of friends who are now like family to me, so thank you again and I apologize if I've ever upset anyone in the past.

Guys, in short, this is a very important matter. I will try to explain it as closely as possible.

As you know, the war has been going on for approximately one year and 10 months. I will not talk about the many horrors that befall us in one day, and perhaps many of you know them. I will limit my talk to one aspect only.

Famine

As you know, my friends, the occupation used starvation as a method of torture and abuse against us in the Gaza Strip. It was not a day or a week, but rather a period that no one could bear. The evidence for what I am saying is that there is a large number of deaths due to the recent famine that occurred.

I won't go on too long, but for the sake of knowledge, I once asked here on Tumblr to collect one bag of flour, 25 kg, which would be enough for 7 days, and it cost $1,000.

Isn't this an imaginary amount? Did you know that $1,000 was enough to buy a food supply of all kinds for a whole month in normal times before the war?

Regarding what is happening and what we are experiencing now in Gaza, for more than 100 days, the occupation has allowed a small amount of food to enter, with the aim of conveying an image to the media that there is no famine in Gaza, meaning that the crossings are not completely open at a rate of about 20 trucks of food per day instead of 600 trucks per day.

The cabinet approved its plan to occupy Gaza, stating that the first step is to bring in food for a very limited period so that the world does not say that there is famine in Gaza.

It is very important that you understand and consider this, my friend, if you are one of the people who care about us here in Gaza.

Well what can I do at such times, what is the right thing to do?

Goods in the market are now 7 times cheaper than they were in the past. For example, a bag of flour cost $1,250 last week. Now it costs only $150 including commission. A kilo of sugar was previously worth $100. Today it costs only $10.

Yes, my friend, it is more than wonderful. The prices are within the reach of almost everyone, but the real question is, will this last for a long time or for the longest possible period?

But I know the answer to that, which is that it will not last. At any moment, famine will return, the crossings will be closed again, and the siege will intensify. And we will return once again to square one.

My goal in all of this is to take advantage of the fact that goods are cheap in the markets and start storing them for the coming days. In short, if I collect $1,000 during this period, that is, in the coming few days, I will be able to buy a food supply of all kinds that will suffice for a whole month in times of famine. That is, I will buy food and will not use it except when the crossings are closed and when prices rise.

So instead of raising $1,000 for a bag of flour that won't last seven days, I'm raising $1,000 now to buy at least five bags of flour, rice, sugar, and other essentials that might help us while the crossings are closed.

This is the purpose of my post, guys. You can contact me for any modification or any advice. I am always ready to hear your beautiful words.

I need as much money as possible. By the way, I'm very close to achieving my campaign goal as well. I'd love to help you in any way I can.

8657/10000 .

Campaign verification link .

My final message is that time is not on our side. In short, we must collect the amount as quickly as possible so that I can buy as much food as possible.

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So it turns out I actually have to build the life I want to live

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monogamy should be treated as some weird sex thing

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absolutely kills me that newly hatched scorpions are called scorplings btw. thats baby........

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i actually get a bit annoyed with people who get a bit annoyed when people say “sorry” in response to their bad news. “why are you apologizing you didn’t do anything :/” like okay well a) you don’t know that and actually yes i am the secret architect of all your woes and have been this whole time, way to refuse to acknowledge a woman (gender neutral)’s accomplishments. and b) we’re both fluent english speakers so you know perfectly well that “sorry” isn’t always an apology and is very commonly used as an expression of general regret or sympathy. not in this case, because i have been your secret nemesis for years, meticulously plotting your every misery, but, like, in general

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Tried talking to a therapist about being depressed and suicidal and this man dead ass asked if I've tried getting a job or engaging in things I enjoy.

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completely sober in the club looking at images of dragons on my phone