grynn-the-goblin
grynn-the-goblin
Grynn
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grynn-the-goblin · 23 hours ago
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I think a lot of what pro-AI people are really wanting is stuff that already exists but they don't know it's out there like
can't format a work email? templates
don't know how to write a resume? templates
writing a thank you card or a condolences card or a wedding invitation? templates templates templates
not sure how to format your citations in MLA or whatever format? citationmachine.net
summary of something you're reading for school/work? cliffsnotes.com
recipe based on ingredients in your fridge? whatsintherefrigerator.com
there's a million more like, guys, we don't need AI, we never needed generative AI
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grynn-the-goblin · 23 hours ago
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Many lgbt teenagers and young adults growing up on the internet today have socially conservative beliefs that they voice at all times that they got from their conservative parents which they’ve never challenged because they think the life experience of being gay or trans makes them politically progressive
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grynn-the-goblin · 24 hours ago
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there’s been a really bizarre trend in the past couple years of TERFS/radfems getting pissed off about biology posts. posts about the bilateral gyandromorph cardinal (one half male, one half female), posts about older hens beginning to crow and act like roosters, posts about animals being animals. and it’s hilarious because they interpret these posts as some kind of agenda. no! these are animals not choosing any gender identity or sexuality but being born into bodies they have no control over. weird how that happens in nature huh
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grynn-the-goblin · 24 hours ago
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grynn-the-goblin · 24 hours ago
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I know it's been said a million times already but it's just so funny to me that Harrow says to Gideon "I don't even remember about you half the time" almost right after she's been UP ALL NIGHT digging bones into the ground just to make a big show & stop Gideon from leaving. Scream. Baby girl do you hear yourself
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grynn-the-goblin · 1 day ago
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you tell any adult over the age of 50 that you're looking for a job and they're frothing at the mouth to offer insight bc they think your young and/or lazy ass has never even conceived what they're about to tell you. and it's printing your resume onto a very disposable piece of paper and walking into the workplace and handing it to a random employee
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grynn-the-goblin · 1 day ago
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Maid cleaning a massive chateau surely belonging to the richest people you’ve ever seen, and as she’s walking from room to room you notice that every single portrait is of her
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grynn-the-goblin · 2 days ago
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Ianthe spends all of Gideon lurking in the shadows being mad she's a secondary character, then she briefly gets to have her villain reveal and cunty little speech, only to be immediately upstaged by a much more impressive villain. Like, she finally gets the spotlight for one chapter and an hour later she's getting her ass beat to dust, and that's so funny to me.
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grynn-the-goblin · 4 days ago
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raising my son on a strict media diet of Portal, Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, Monty Python and the Holy Grail, and Mythbusters in an attempt to resurrect the extinct species Pre-Gamergate Smug Nerd Boy
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grynn-the-goblin · 4 days ago
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PolSci majors, what does it mean when judges want their own security service because the official security services are more loyal to a felon rapist than they are to the rule of law?
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grynn-the-goblin · 4 days ago
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Hooray! Yay! Dykes!
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grynn-the-goblin · 6 days ago
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grynn-the-goblin · 6 days ago
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went to my best friend’s house last night and saw a little plushie dog and plushie cat that had been sewn together down the middle into a two-headed chimera. I said, “did you do that?” she said, “yes, I saved them.”
turns out at her old job when the last two plushies hadn’t sold and became deadstock, her boss told her to cut them up and throw them out. so she cut them each in half, preserved their heads, and then rebuilt them together.
cannot stop thinking about the way these little plushies were approached with the instinct of a Vampire or some sort of ancient god. “Let me save you [turn you into a monster].”
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