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GRAH IM SO AWKWARD
does anything i say actually interest her? am i just yapping?
is she just responding to be nice?
😞
i am going to attempt another rizz tactic later today and hope that goes well
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hello everyone who definitely was on the edge of their seat for this update.
wanted to say that i am doing SO MUCH better in the span of just 5 months.
things will change, you will become happy, and you will continue to surround yourself with people who contribute to that.
hopefully in my next post i cant announce BIG BIG news but i do not want to jinx anything right now.
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i got this feeling on a summer day when you were gone #
i asked out some guy, and watched, i let it fail #
the same time you just broke up with your girlfriend #
i lost the battle, won the war #
I DONT CARE! I LOVE I!!!!!
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I can see right through your rotten soul, Light-kun.
🎨 seapall
@sea_Pallartist｜商業📪 [email protected]
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White House, White Casket
This is chapter 2 of my fan fic of Obama x my friend Steven. See my profile for chapter 1 and the text key!
Two | Walkie Stalkie
*Friday, 11:22am*
*Aubrey, Giovanni, and Erwin are at Stevens house to hang out.*
“What if I dyed my hair”
“What why?”- Erwin
“I was thinking about putting a red streak”
“You should let me do it”- Giovanni
“If you still want hair I wouldn’t say yes”- Aubrey
“Yeah no”
“Can I get a sprite?”- Erwin
“No sorry, just ran out. You know what, fuck it, im going dye it. What do you guys want from the store?”
“A gun”- Erwin
“Erwin shut up”- Aubrey
*Erwin speaks under his breath*
“Aw man..”- Erwin
“Arizona tea”- Giovanni
“A monster”- Aubrey
“Alright, imma make a list and head out”
*He gets a pen and a paper and writes down the following*
Grocery List
-Hair dye (and supplies)
-Monster
-Arizona
-Sprite pack
*Steven goes to his favorite Walmart. He grabs a cart and gets a snack before heading toward the hair care section.*
*Randomly in the middle of the isle a worker comes up to him*
“Hello sir welcome to Walmart, how may I help you?”- Unknown Worker
*The man has a huge unkept beard. with no name tag. He’s wearing a baseball cap so he cant really see his hair. Stevens never seen him before, but he doesn’t really pay attention to anything but the snack isle.*
“Thanks, but I don’t need any help.”
‘Hmm, he looks familiar. I wonder how long hes worked here’
“Are you sure?”- Unknown Worker
“Um, yes, I’m sure”
*Steven finally makes it to the hair care isle*
‘Maybe I should have asked him for help, I don’t know even what im looking at”
*Alone in the isle he continues to ponder at the red dye. All of a sudden he sees a figure run past the isle in the corner of his eye. Steven looks up and turns*
‘Who is running in a Walmart?’
*He turns back to the red dye and see the worker from before restocking blue hair dye right next to him*
‘What? Why didn’t I notice him before?’
*He decides to make conversation with the man*
“Hello again”
“Hello sir, do you need assistance?”- Unknown Worker
“Yes actually, can you help me find the bright red hair dye?”
*The worker begins to look at the different dyes before picking one up*
“This is the one you wanted. You would also want this 40 volume developer. Is that all you need?”- Unknown Worker
“Yes, thank you so much”
*Stevens heads out the isle to continue shopping. He heads over to the cold drink sign to pick up the drinks right before checking out*
“Wow this is such a small store, hello again sir!”- Unknown Worker
‘Damn how many departments does this dude work in?’
“Hello, just these items please”
“Did you find everything okay?”- Unknown Worker
*Steven hands the worker his debit card*
“Yes I did”
*The unknown worker laughs*
“Its funny seeing you shop here. Have a good day Steven!”- Unknown Worker
*The unknown worker hands Stevens back his card*
“What?”
“Have a good day!”- Unknown Worker
*Steven takes his bags and exits*
‘When did I tell him my name? Did he read it on my card? Do I come to this store that often that the workers recognize me!?’
*12:13pm*
*Steven arrives back at his house*
“Im back”
*Steven sets the bags on the countertop and takes out the 2 promised drinks.*
“Hey, what did you get?”- Giovanni
“A box of dye, Monster, and sadly I did get you an Arizona”
“Hey! What about me??”- Erwin
*Steven ignores Erwin while opening the new pack of sprite and sliding one to him*
“Thank you”- Erwin
*Erwin smiles big*
*He goes to put the rest into his fridge*
“Hey you liar! You did have a Sprite left!!”- Erwin
“Oh, I guess I didn’t realize. It’s open anyways so you wouldn’t want it”
“You don’t know me..”- Erwin
*Erwin strikes a devious look to Steven, he responds with a look of despair*
“Anyways..”- Aubrey
“Oh yeah There was this guy who was like everywhere I was at in the store.”
*Erwin takes a big sip from his can.*
*quietly*
“Man I love sprite”- Erwin
“Aren’t they supposed to do that?” - Aubrey
“Okay but… shut up, he was weird about it”
“I mean, I guess that’s kinda weird but what’s the chances he was actually following you?” - Aubrey
“Not high, but after someone fucking tried to burn my damn house in on my toes.”
“It’s probably Obama” - Giovanni
“Whatever..”
*1:56pm*
*Him and his friends hang out for a while before leaving. Soon after he then takes the bleach box off the counter and immediately gets to reading. He puts the bleach on the desired strip and wraps it in foil. He resumes to reading the directions*
“Leave in for 30-40 minutes, okay thats like 2 One piece episodes ”
*He grabs snacks and The Sprite and heads to his couch.*
*He only gets into the first 6 minutes before falling asleep with bleach in his hair.*
*4:37pm*
*Steven wakes up suddenly.*
“Huh!? Ah god dammit how did I fall asleep!”
*He immediately reaches for his head to feel a towel wrapped around it*
“Wait.. What the fuck?”
‘A towel? but I didnt finish my hair?’
*He looks around him and the TV is off. His Sprite and snacks are gone. Everything is tidied up.*
‘I didn’t do any of this.. who was here…’
*Now frightened, he grabs his phone and frantically to his safe to grab his glock*
Phone call Transcript
*Ringing*
Steven : please pick please pick
*Obama answers the phone*
Steven : OBAMA!!
Obama : Steven whats wrong!?
Steven : I think someone is in my house, or was in my house. I need you over here asap!!
Obama : Why do you think someones in your house? And shouldn’t you call the police for this sorta thing?
Steven : You can get here quicker than them! Please get over here!
Obama : *sighs* Well okay, just promise to fill me in when im over there
Steven : Okay okay fine just please hurry
*Hangs up*
*Steven waits at his mailbox with his gun waiting for Obama.*
“Steven! Do you have a gun!?”
“Its for protection, can I sleep at your house tonight!”
“Well I guess so”
*They go to obamas house (not the white house his little vacation home in [insert city])*
“Well I don’t have a guest bedroom but I have a couch?”
(He likes to have a humble vacation home)
“Sure thats fine, but can you stay here before I fall asleep? Im still shook up about everything”
“Okay”
*He falls alseep on obamas couch*
*While steven if half asleep, obama takes the opportunity to give him a kiss on the forehead, like old times.*
‘Aww’
*He smiles and falls asleep in the comfort in obamas home.*
*The next day Steven eats breakfast with Obama at his house. Steven gets the courage to stay by himself and asks Bama if he can dive him back home*
*10:34am*
“Thanks again… for everything”
“It’s no problem really. Stay safe”
*As soon as he gets inside he checks the trashcan for trash from last night. He is confronted by a clean, replaced trash bag. He decides to check his outside bin just to confirm his thoughts. As he expected, no new bags were placed since the last time he took the trash out.*
*Steven gets the idea to go ask his neighbor, Mr. Danby, hoping he was in a good mood today.*
*He opens the screen door and knocks before hearing Conrad barking ruthlessly.*
*A muffled voice behind the door comes closer*
“I hear them! I hear them Con now shut it!”- Mr. Danby
*Mr. D opens the door and looks very tired. He is wearing an old tank top with his usual jeans paired with the old brown sandals.*
“Isn’t it early to be knocking on your neighbors door Steven? What is it 8?”- Mr. Danby
“Uh, Im sorry sir but its 10:30”
“Oh, my apologies then. So why are you here? I hope the holes aren’t back”- Mr. Danby
*Danby turns to look at Conrad who lowers his head sadly and walks away*
“No, no more holes. I was going to ask you if you’ve seen any unfamiliar people around here.”
“Well you’ve come to the right place. Let me get my notebook.”- Mr. Danby
*Danby goes to get his notebook leaving Steven at the door*
“Come on in! I don’t bite and neither does Conrad.”- Mr. Danby
*Steven hesitates before walking inside. Placed everywhere are boxes and stacks of old newspapers. He walks up to the table where Danby is flipping his notebook*
“Here we go, ‘Sunday 5:30pm Black unmarked car parked on the street’. It’s been showing up same time everyday since then. Now I’ve never seen anybody get in or leave but to be honest im not paying much attention to it. I have way more important stories that need my attention.”- Mr. Danby
‘5:30 is when we arrived home on Monday, this is definitely the guy. But who writes down the time a suspicious car is around?’
“You wrote it down?”
*Mockingly*
“yOu WrOtE iT dOwN- son of course I wrote it down. I’ve never seen a town so parched of news. Anything is a potential article in my book. Now did I help you or are you looking for something else?”- Mr. Danby
“Yes, it helped me. Thank you Mr. D”
*Stevens begins heading out*
“Glad to help- Hey wait!”- Mr. Danby
*Steven stops at the door frame, holding it open.*
“Yes?”
“Tell your friend Rayne that if I don’t have that feature by tonight they’re going to be on Obituaries tomorrow!”- Mr. Danby
“Okay, I’ll let them know”
*The door closes and Conrad comes out of hiding and runs up to the door.*
“Heh, I like him too Con. God bless his soul.”- Mr. Danby
*Steven gets inside his own house and opens his phone to text Rayne. He sees a text from Erwin stating “Why are you at Mr. D’s house lol”
‘How did he know I was there?’
*Concerned and on edge he calls him*
Phone Call Transcript
Erwin: He-
Steven: How the fuck did you know I was at his house.
Erwin: Woah dude chill, James told me. He said he drove past and saw you guys talking.
Steven: What? Shouldn’t he be packing?
Erwin: Well duh, he was on the way to the store for bags.
Steven: Oh okay, wait, bags? Why not boxes
Erwin: Bro you know James is odd. He prefers having his stuff in bags.
Steven: Well alright, sorry for bothering you. Bye
Erwin: Bye
*End of Chapter 2 : Walkie Stalkie*
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White House, White Casket
This is a fan fic between President Obama and my friend steven. This has been going on for 3 years so sorry for the different writing styles lolz. I hope everything makes sense.
TW/:/!!:!:! (Only in chapter one) | mention of drugs, needles, overdoses, and house burning
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Steven doesn’t have his name he’s main character
‘seeing what someone is thinking is like this’
*Narrator speaking is like this*
(writers note is this)
Chapter One | Liar, Liar, House on Fire
*Monday, 3pm*
*2010*
*Steven is walking to a coffee shop him and Obama agreed to meeting up at*
‘I honestly thought I would never see him again, I mean, we haven’t talked since he got voted president 2 years ago. I wonder how he is doing or if he even is doing, he was pretty bad after the accident, I hope he is doing alright.’
*Steven arrives at the coffee shop and sits down at the table Obama is at*
“Long time no see, aye?” says Obama in a bad Canadian accent
“Oh… yeah… long time no see” Steven says very disappointed
“Hey” *Obama puts his hand on Stevens shoulder* “I didn’t mean it like that, spending too much time in Canada, am i right?” *Obama takes hand off shoulder*
“Ha, maybe”
*They both go silent*
“Soo, how have you been?”
“I’ve been good, still got my chinchilla, and just re-did one of the white house bathrooms.”
“That’s-“
*Obama cuts Steven off mid sentence *
“And i’ve been sober for over a year now”
*Steven goes silent as he gets flashbacks of the accident*
(Going back 2 years, a little after the election)
The Accident (TW)
*Steven comes home and calls for Obama. He doesn’t answer. Steven thinks that’s weird and walks down the hallway of their old apartment, he sees the bathroom light on with the door cracked so he decides to walk in. He sees Obama laying on the floor, his button up sleeve is rolled up and there Steven sees his tie, tied to his arm with a needle right under it. Steven screams and runs to him, he doesn’t wake up. He calls 911 and they come quickly. Obama goes to the hospital and after that goes to the mental hospital for being extremely violent and attempting to hurt the hospital staff. After being in the mental hospital for a month and a half, Obama asked the receptionist where Steven was,she gave him a note Steven left.
“Barack, I am sorry for doing this but this is my only choice, your addiction was getting out of hand and it was getting hard for me to deal with it. I thought you were getting better by going a month clean but, I guess not. I love you, but, i cant do this. please get better.” - S.B.*
(Going back to right now)
‘A year? Joe said he has only been sobar for 6 months! Is he lying to me? Is joe lying to me? he knows how upset I got about lying about things like this! I guess I just have to confront him later, I don’t want to make anymore problems when we already have too many’
“Hey, our coffees here!”
“Great, what kind did you get me?”
“Your favorite! White chocolate mocha!”
“Wow, you remember that? Thanks”
“No problem, I’d remember anything for someone who made a big impact on my life”
‘Ironic’
*Steven smirks*
“What’s so funny Stevie?”
‘What the hell, why did he use the nickname my old job gave me?’
“Nothing, just that, I haven’t seen you in what seems like forever”
“Yeah, it has been a while. But I promise you after the whole thing I certain-“
“Hey, lets not talk about that”
“Oh.., okay. I understand”
*they talk about what they have been doing*
“Well I should get going now, it’s been nice talking to you”
“Yeah its great seeing you again. If its alright with you, can I drive you home?”
“Well, uh..”
“Please, it’s the least I could do”
‘At least he’s right about something’
“Um, okay sure, why not”
*They walk out the cafe and drive back to Stevens house*
*Monday, 5:30pm*
*A little but before they get to his house*
“Yeah so, I had to get rid of the dog after that. He went to my friends house”
“Wow, i didn’t know- HOLY SHIT”
“What!?.. OMG”
*Obama stops the car suddenly and they both look at the a person in all black with gasoline and matches lighting the right side of Stevens house on fire. They get out of the car*
“HEY, WHAT THE FUCK MAN? GET OUT OF HERE”
“I GOT HIM, YOU TAKE CARE OF THE FIRE”
“OKAY”
*Obama chases the person in black while Steven tries to set out the fire before it spreads. He puts the fire out with the water hose*
*Obama runs back panting*
“He got away, im sorry”
“Damn, its okay. I got the fire out before it got big. They only got a little side of the house and nothing inside is burned”
“That’s good”
“I mean, its so crazy, not even dark out and someone is doing this crazy shit? I mean, I know I don’t have a lot of neighbors but what the hell, no noticed this?”
“Yeah, crazy”
“Thanks for trying to get them”
“Your welcome, he just got away and-“
“Don’t sweat it, you tried, thats all that matters. We’ll find that son of a bitch one day”
“Yeah,… one day”
‘Why did he pause?’
“Well , see you around”
“Yeah, see you around”
*Tuesday, 9:00am*
*Steven tells his friends about what happened yesterday while everyone is hanging out at stevens house*
“And then we said goodbye and he drove off”
“That pause was kinda weird man” - Aubrey
“For real, and he did call the arsonist a “him” when talking about them. Now this may just be me but it sounds like he knows the guy” - Giovanni
“Woah, Gio why are you jumping to conclusions. Just because he said “him” doesn’t mean that he knows the guy” - Rayne
“Yeah”- Christina
“I don’t know bro, I got a feeling”- Giovanni
“Is it hunger?”- Ella
“Okay big dawg not cool”- Giovanni
“Wait, Steven, someone tried to burn your house down??”- Erwin
“Erwin were you not listening to anything Steven said”- Aubrey
“No not really”- Erwin
“No Gio you’re wrong. Obama wouldn’t lie to me about something that extreme”
“Lets hope the fuck not”- Aubrey
“I kinda side with Gio. I mean, its always a possibility”- James
“Okay maybe, but he just started talking to Obama again. We have no idea what hes been up to” - Christina
“Other than redecorating bathrooms and staying sober”- Rayne
“You know what weird?”
“What?”- James
“He said that he’s been sober for over a year, when Joe said its only been 6 months”
“SEE, BAD FEELING”- Giovanni
“You should wait it out to see whats actually going on.”- Ella
“Yeah, thats what I was planning to do”
“All this Bama talk has me hungry, y’all wanna go to Taco Bell??”- Erwin
“YES PLEASE!”- Rayne
*They get in Stevens car and drive to the taco bell. After arriving they each got their orders and sit down. When beginning to eat James drops important information.*
“Guys they actually moved up my semester to next week” - James
“What? And you’re only telling us now? What the fuck James” - Erwin
“Exactly like what?”- Christina
*silently* “Yay!”- Ella
“Hey man, I knew for a while. I just forgot to tell you guys”- James
“How do you just forget about that sort of thing”
*James takes a bite out of his taco*
“Bro (smack) I just did”- James
“Gross dude!”- Giovanni
Lets move on, you were saying something about the park Aubrey?”- Rayne
“Yeah, so basically this guy gave my Husband a REALLY good offer on the park grounds.”- Aubrey
“He should let the fair come in”- Ella
“Oh yeah”- Erwin
“Thats a good idea I’ll talk to him about it”- Aubrey
“Man this taco so good”- James
“Okay Jamie”- Rayne
*End of Chapter One : Liar Liar, House on Fire*
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i reach new highs thinking it can be higher, but then it gets lower and lower so much so i cant see the top. i understand i got here because of the highs but man, when do i start floating?
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also i think people forget that light’s personsona isn’t some snobbish elitist. people see him as just an extra smart guy. he’s a genius and he’s good at tennis but it’s in an endearing way. he’s the guy who you’d ask to help with your homework and he’d smile and say ‘sure!’ and he has a lot of friends even if nobody actually knows him deep down. he wouldn’t get caught as kira because he’d have a meltdown over trans people’s deadnames or whatever he’s good at reacting to new situations. he’s humble and people like him for a reason. he’s uncontroversial and easygoing. he respects authority but is down to earth enough to make jokes. that’s how he survived as kira. his camouflage was actually good. even before kira. you wouldn’t be “put off by his repulsive vibes.”
let’s put it this way. if light had a social media platform he wouldn’t be posting unhinged political takes, no matter his actual politics. he probably wouldn’t be posting about politics at all. he’d probably be posting about organizing or studying or something. hell, maybe he’d be an online tutor that people would love. point is, you think he’s unhinged because you see his inner thoughts. other people don’t.
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save me webkinz whimsy dragon. webkinz whimsy dragon save me
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they will never make me hate you Fred 3: Camp Fred
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🎀⃨⃟⃨⃨⃨☆. . • ☆₊ ° .🌺 ❪₊๋-࣭☀️❫ 🐬.｡*ﾟ+.*.｡ ˏˋ ╎(≧▽≦)⭐
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