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I went to the womens rugby world cup at the weekend and it was so, so good. Scotland's game was 🔥 looking forward to seeing how they go!
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I am in awe of this because I know that if I tried this myself I'd give myself a concussion.
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i will die without routine. also this routine is killing me
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Meg did this to us yesterday and it wasn't as funny being on the recieving end, genuinely thought the ship was gonna flip 😂👎
Just raided a sea fort and when opening the vault my husband saw another ship so he legged it and the ship did chase him for a bit rather than coming to nick the stuff. I rejoined the ship coz it was miles away and he was like "are they still there" so I went to check and was like "yeah they..." And a megalodon jumped out the water, rammed the ship and turned it sideways. We lost them. We should probably stop hunting the megs, they did us a solid.
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sorry for how I acted when there were multiple noises happening at the same time
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Spot the dolphin that I spotted from about 4 mile away!


#dolphin#🐬#bad photography#seaside#sea#been desperate to see one coz I used to live by the sea and don't anymore#but go to my MILs caravan every now and again#today was my lucky day!
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Gozer the Gozerian
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I was ranting the other day about how I feel like life gaslights me because for whatever reason I don't understand my brain is shrinking and it's apparent I've only been taking in half of a sentence at a time. And my friend looked up and me and was like "don't you think you know why that is?" And I remembered I have ADHD so my brains working hard to actively gaslight itself.
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Just raided a sea fort and when opening the vault my husband saw another ship so he legged it and the ship did chase him for a bit rather than coming to nick the stuff. I rejoined the ship coz it was miles away and he was like "are they still there" so I went to check and was like "yeah they..." And a megalodon jumped out the water, rammed the ship and turned it sideways. We lost them. We should probably stop hunting the megs, they did us a solid.
#sorry if this was you#it was funny though#you'd have laughed if you were us too#wish I was recording it was a great visual#but my computer is from like 2006 and running the game in general is a struggle#sea of thieves#this game has taken over my life I stg#piraaattteeesss
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God the 11 year old girls you put on this earth to climb trees and play with plastic animals are buying foundation at the drug store
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Sharks on fire
Sharks on fire
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CLEAR SKIN IS SO ATTRACTIVE I’D CHOP A TOE OFF FOR CLEAR SKIN FOREVER
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