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LAST MASTERS OF HUMANITY
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PERPETUAL HANDLERS OF HYPER-SIZED WOMEN AND THEIR STRAINING COMPRESSION GUDAKO AND OLGA-MARIE DUO-MUSE PROFILE MUSES
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guaranteed-ssr · 13 days ago
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"Baaaaarghest-chan!~ Guess who's not wearing a bra AND lactating through her clothes AND wearing high heels?"
CLACKSLOSHCLACKWOBBLECLACKGLRRGGNK
"L-Lady BB! That-- you.."
GLRRRGGLLLLRMMMBLLCHHMCHHHHRRRNNN~
Her breathing catches in her throat, and her breastplate groans under the weight of her heaving chest.
"T-That.. is suitable, I suppose.."
BB walked funny for the rest of the month.
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guaranteed-ssr · 14 days ago
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What are the limits in place on Barghest? Is she an extremely distant 3rd place in terms of size and power as Ishtar and Olga or are the throbs of her meat considered EX-Ranked timeline hazards as well?
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"So long as plentiful space is set aside in the simulator room, that typically suffices."
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"..Typically."
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guaranteed-ssr · 15 days ago
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"B-Both of you!? Why are you both-- Those clothes, you're--"
RRRMMBLLLGRRGGLLCHHRRNNNN GRRRRRRRRNNNNNCHHRRRMMMBRRRRBBLLLL~
Olga's balls are the only things louder than the klaxons going off all through Chaldea..
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So since simply hearing a pair of tits slosh is enough to get Olga worked up and threatening to punch a hole through time, is she even able to interact with anyone other than Gudako?
"..She's getting better, day by day!"
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"So.. yes! ..But only for about five minutes."
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guaranteed-ssr · 15 days ago
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So since simply hearing a pair of tits slosh is enough to get Olga worked up and threatening to punch a hole through time, is she even able to interact with anyone other than Gudako?
"..She's getting better, day by day!"
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"So.. yes! ..But only for about five minutes."
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guaranteed-ssr · 15 days ago
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What's the procedure for preventing an apocalyptic cum flood whenever Olga gets worked up?
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"W-Why are you talking like that will ever happen!? I'm more than in control of my urges, you know!"
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"..We pray.
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guaranteed-ssr · 15 days ago
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Does Super Ishtar know how large Olga Marie is beyond the statement of 'She's Bigger'?
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"How big? THAT Mutant? Da Vinci says that SHEBA crashes every time I start twitching, never mind my full size.. so it isn't getting anywhere NEAR her."
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guaranteed-ssr · 15 days ago
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"Maaasterrr! Have you or the Director eaten today? Do you need some snacks?"
GLOORRSSHH~
"Maybe some drinks? I know how the two of you get when you're working."
"Oh, Raikou! I can always uses some snacks, and I've been dealing with Ereshkigal all morning so I could use a drink--"
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"Just.. only take the Director some water, okay?"
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guaranteed-ssr · 15 days ago
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Muses!
There's four of them now, making it slightly more complex. Following the results of Fate Grand/Order Part 7 1/2, the residents of Chaldea base include one fatigued master, one un-aliened director, and a managerie of history's most beautiful and compression-straining women.
It falls to the two of them to put up with their nonsense.
FUJIMARA RITSUKA (GUDAKO)
Humanity's last master, and the resolver of every incident that several historical revision incidents have thrown at her. Her reward for this is to be the eternal vigil of history against the surprising amount of utterly enormous tits that can be found throughout history, all of which are big enough to unravel it. She takes her job seriously; she put WAY too much effort in to saving the world to lose it to a pair of tits.
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OLGA-MARIE ANIMUSPHERE (NO ALIEN NEEDED)
The once-and-now director of Chaldea, Olga-Marie Animusphere is the prodigal daughter of the even more prodigal Marisbury Animusphere. Now that whatever he was up to is out of the way, and now that she got an actual alien out of her skin, Olga-Marie is able to return to her position as director.
..The only difference between then and now is the absolute apocalypse of a cock that now throbs between her legs. The only thing keeping Chaldea, the earth, and the rest of reality intact is Da Vinci's genius and the Marisbury family's knack for magic related to the heavens, and even then compression failure is a daily threat. 75% of Chaldea's alarms are dedicated to just her, and with her being surrounded by tit monsters on every side, it's every thing she can do to stay as calm as possible, and not--
THRHRRBBBCRRRRRKKK-- G̸̬̑R̵̫̓R̷͇͌G̶̭̐L̷͕̆L̶͔͋R̴͔͘Ḿ̴͙M̸͓̀M̷̜̏B̶̝͌L̷͇̋L̴͖͝~̸͖͒
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Size Rank? Number 1!
Power Rank? Number 2! ISHTAR (THAT'S SUPER ISHTAR TO YOU)
A true divine spirit and goddess of fertility virility, Ishtar's existence as a servant and personality as a huge bitch makes her much more of a problem compared to Olga-Marie, even if she's a good deal shorter. Additionally, the countless Holy Grails used to power her compression have left her permanently in Super Ishtar mode, leaving her unequivically the strongest servant in Chaldea. She will cause problems, will cause them on purpose, and will fuck whoever she wants.
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Size Rank? Number 2!
Power Rank? Number 1!
BARGHET (BARGHEST BARGHEST BARGHEST)
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Like Ishtar in many ways, and unlike her in many others. Chivalrous as she is, Barghest has needs, and she's much less capable of holding them back than Olga-Marie. Expect property damage.
Size Rank? Number 3!
Power Rank? ..Number 3! She's normal!
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guaranteed-ssr · 15 days ago
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Olga Fax!™️
.. Olga's still pretty in control of her libido and not bursting out of her compression when she's on her own, so she's able to get SOME relief (sometimes with Gudako)..
..it's all the girls around Chaldea that make the problem so, so much--
RMMMMMMBBLLLLLGRRRRGGLLLCHRRRNN
..worse.
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guaranteed-ssr · 15 days ago
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"It's true.. it turns up that way in all the systems and everything, rather than any number."
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When describing the true size of Nitocris' chest, it's important to note that the word 'biggest' doesn't actually apply to her, but rather, her tits are the Biggest. Even when spoken aloud, those who hear it will experience the bizarre sensation of hearing the word bold, capitalize and color itself.
She doesn't know why this happens, and neither does anybody else.
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guaranteed-ssr · 15 days ago
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Do Servants arrive in Chaldea compressed or is the Summoning Chamber just really, really, really big?
"It's baked in to the summoning spell! We learned that mistake after Jeanne turned up, and, well.."
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guaranteed-ssr · 15 days ago
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Musashi always seems to look bigger and bigger each time she stops by Chaldea. Can't help but wonder if the compression stuff she has is coming loose or if she's just getting big enough that more chest is popping out..
"We have pretty strict rules on this kind of thing, so nobody really gets away with loosening their compression a bit, or growing without us noticing.."
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"You'd think Musashi coming and going would let her sneak past that, but she's so big that we keep her under a special watch for just that reason!"
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guaranteed-ssr · 16 days ago
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Don't let Kiara find out about the moon cell sized dildo or Olga might end up getting married (bullied into it).
"J-Just who do you think I am, talking as if I'd let myself be pulled around by a woman like that?!
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"..O-On the other hand, someone who could stretch--" GRRGLLCRRKK..
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"N-No, not at all!"
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guaranteed-ssr · 16 days ago
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BB cuntbashing herself stupid with a moon cell sized dildo.
"I've never seen her do anything like that, but on the other hand.."
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"...Well, Olga-Marie is right there.."
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guaranteed-ssr · 16 days ago
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Brain hurts too much from thinking of Tamamo using Moon Cell-sized plugs to keep her nipples from leaking milk (definitely on a dare) and calculating how fast she'd outgrow what parts of the Solar System haven't been vaporized by her wagging tail fluff.
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guaranteed-ssr · 16 days ago
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「皿洗い」 by D.I.S.H | Twitter
๑ Permission to reprint was given by the artist ✔.
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guaranteed-ssr · 16 days ago
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Perhaps the geniuses of vsbattleswiki can help me find out how big that i-
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...BB deserves tits the size of the Moon Cell, I think.
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