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Someone at an old job asked why I wanted to write up the meeting minutes for our team and I said 'i wanna control the narrative' and they were like 'what' and I pointed out that no one was gonna remember what we said in six months and so my interpretation of the meeting would dictate the assumed reality of what happened

"none of you ever send corrections when I offer the draft so y'all have consented to my version"

"we don't read that shit"

"you must trust me implicitly to create our shared reality that's so sweet"

That's how several coworkers decided I was a supervillain and how I learned several coworkers didn't understand record keeping as like a CONCEPT

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Seek his own Fortune

（First, fall down like a Hero）

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I'm so ready for fall

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Duuude don't question my version of events I'm such a reliable narrator. I'm literally the protagonist and the main character. You can literally read some of my internal thoughts, that clearly means you have complete access to an objective view of my thoughts and feelings and a correct impression of my characterization and the events unfolding around me. I'm not omitting any information from the audience. Nevermind that timeskip just now

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*looks at you with pleading, sparkly eyes like you haven't drawn me a million things* ...Can I have a Dink?

(plus send me something you would like drawn because I absolutely want to return the favor <3)

XD and I would be delighted to draw a million more--but for now:

A new take on bombchu bowling, as documented by Wild :3

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Happy time zone! Might I request: a Shadow, if you please <3

"I didn't know you could get any shorter."

<3

Thanks for the drawing of Dark and for the request for Shadow! We art-traded gremlins :D

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Some Ravioli angst? Yes please. A collab with @theegh0st absolutely. peer reviewed by @perryelornitorrinco LET'S GO

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i honestly feel a little bad for this one, but it was a fun challenge to see just how sad I could make him!

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more downfall duo bcs yes

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I think he’s pretty lit

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i am massively overdue for a very very good week where not a single bad thing happens and everything is easy

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To think, it was all just a dream.

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Merch haul!

Close-ups and rambles under the cut! ->

I GOT ANOTHER STICKER SHEET

I know it's the same as last year's sheet but I couldn't help myself😭 I need a set to use and a set to look at, okay?? And look at the art, it's amazing

(Also, the hugest of shout outs to Elliot who is the only person in South Africa who sells Ace Attorney merch as far as I know. And another one for keeping these out for me. And for telling me about the cheese and whine one because I missed it last year <3)

Print and sticker also by Elliot!

Oh! And the Serenity necklace in the top left corner is the one I got for free from the stall mentioned in my second con post. I was so happy, my cheeks hurt from smiling so much (I wore it for the rest of the day along with my other Serenity necklace and Mal's dog tags)

(Not pictured anywhere is the Mario stickers I got from playing Mario Kart and the free Pokémon backpack I got from playing one of the Donkey Kong games. Or the 8 Pokémon cards I got from learning how to actually play the card game)

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(staring longingly at my fs manga) oh four swords were really in it now

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I drew this in like an hour bc it’s so them (original tweet under cut)