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a gaggle of assf guards just 2 get them drawn again<3

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hoffman & lawrence time !!!!

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MILLER

EDUARD MILLER ALERT!!!!!! miller gets UPDATED ART!!!!!!!!

he's divorced, he's depressed, he barely gets any sleep bcuz of his work schedule & he's v touchy about relationship talk<3

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....

What is O'Connor sensitive about-

well i mean.... he's a single dad unable to see his kid much cuz of his job?

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I WILL ONLY ACCEPT T E A R S

dam ok well maybe you can make another guard cry im sure u can figure out how <3

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SOY SAUCE WILL NOT DO.

maybe a Concoction™? they tend to be quite salty

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His tears are my special salty drink.

may I suggest soy sauce instead?

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Can I drink Miller's tears?

WHY WOULD U WANT TO......

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Mh, love how people are bullying Miller then immediately melting at the cute marriage Dunn has. It's so funny.

ppl will make a divorced man cry then be like "omg this other guys marriage is goals <3"

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What are the Aperture Science guards' full names?

in order we have:

Davi Abbott

Morris Bates

Lynn Brady

Audrey Curry

Darla Graham

Marco Haynes

Lorraine Hoffman

Doug Hopper

Bradford Lawrence

Dwight McBride

Emily Naransky

Marlene Young

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What are the Black Meaa Guards' full names?

in order we have:

Nathan Backman

Jack-Michael Bailey

Stephan Cassello

Richard Coomer

Patrick Dunn

Gideon Jones

Aviel Lombardi

Callahan O'Conner

Eduard Miller

Scott Pauly

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it's fun to bully grown men! :D

SADISTS THE LOT OF U!!!!!

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Hi when are are gonna see Dunns wife btw!!!! I wanna draw a wedding photo :))))

ive posted a pic of her & dunn b4 so here's that & another,

her name is Lydia <3

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Hyns and Abbtt being there for each other in their probably final moments is the most bittersweet thing I've ever seen. Man. Why can science labs just..... be safer...

haynes & abbott never interacted much before that day, & the contrast between haynes(awkward, antisocial, okay with dying) and abbott(friendly, loud/big, TERRIFIED of dying) made for some interesting last moments,

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WOAH WHAT'S HAPPENING

glados incident <3

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reassurance <3

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Who else is divorced? Please tell me, im not gonna do anything.....

/bully-divorced-people-anon

the only other divorced guard is Curry but they dont give a shit abt it like miller does,.,.. not a lot of divorcees on tha blogs tbh there's like, 1 for each blog including the science team 1,