gucci-wizard
gucci-wizard
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gucci-wizard · 10 hours ago
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what if American Psycho was wet?
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gucci-wizard · 3 days ago
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Ice suggesting a white woman remove the Mexican flag sticker from her car. Can they all kill themselves already
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gucci-wizard · 5 days ago
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calvin and hobbes
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gucci-wizard · 5 days ago
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we don’t think anything should be alive
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gucci-wizard · 12 days ago
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gucci-wizard · 13 days ago
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gucci-wizard · 13 days ago
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gucci-wizard · 13 days ago
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gucci-wizard · 14 days ago
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*goes to egg your house but I find out you're vegan so I ¼ cup of unsweetened applesauce your house instead*
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gucci-wizard · 16 days ago
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i have this unrealistic fantasy in my head where if you calmly and logically explain something to someone perfectly they will understand your position and gain knowledge from the exchange. unfortunately in the real world this does not happen often
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gucci-wizard · 17 days ago
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gucci-wizard · 17 days ago
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why did my neighbors name their wifi network this
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gucci-wizard · 18 days ago
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look at this thang
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gucci-wizard · 28 days ago
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So Trump's DOJ is suing the state of Washington because WA's new mandated reporting law says that clergy (among many other professions) are legally obligated to report ongoing child abuse if they know about it. And the Christofascists in the Trump regime call that "anti-catholic"
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And all I can think of is this iconic post
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gucci-wizard · 1 month ago
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do not joke about the advertisements, do not engage with the advertisements in witty fashions, do not, fucking, mention the contents of the advertisements. as soon as an advertisement enters your mind, you kill it, dont care how cute it is, take it out back and shoot it. install adblock, ublock, mute the volume, look away, turn off the monitor, cover your ears, paint over it. evolve your mind, your modality, your instincts, to disregard the stimuli of advertisements before you can even process it. whatever it takes, you do not let them win. and thats an order.
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gucci-wizard · 1 month ago
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gucci-wizard · 1 month ago
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No way out
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