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#the sibling experience

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* wild shit starters

a collection of wild things my friends and myself have said. tw: drugs, alcohol, and some nsfw.

‘ you got drunk and ate a discount bag of extra powdered doughnuts. it happens. ’

‘ i chugged half a bottle of cough medicine today. ’

‘ we’re worried wieners. ’

‘ is that my effing pop-tart? ’

‘ i drank three mountain dews while you were gone. ’

‘ i’m pretty sure i caught a pneumonia. ’

‘ my brain feels like mush. like, the mush white people feed you at holiday dinners. ’

‘ sex in the pantry. that’s…ew, gross. ’

‘ i will murder you in spanish. ’

‘ you’re the milk to my shake. the sun to my shine. ’

‘ i’m gonna turn around and pretend i’m invisible. ’

‘ she meant to say bond but she said bondage instead. ’

‘ the nurse gave me some metamorphosis and i forgot about the pain. ’

‘ taste the rainbooow. ’

‘ HIDE THE WEED. HIDE IT RIGHT NOW. ’

‘ you have to stop moshing in my backyard. the neighbors think you’re possessed. ’

‘ eat your cereal like a fucking adult. ’

‘ wakey, wakey, eggs and bakey, asshole. ’

‘ i mailed a letter to jedi master yoda when i was seven. he never replied. ’

‘ a pepsi bottle can make a decent weapon, if you respect its power. ’

‘ i thought he was handing out drugs, but it was only breath mints. ’

‘ your eye is twitching like crazy and it’s freaking me the fuck out. ’

‘ i hope i didn’t break anything important. you know, like a nail. ’

‘ the mailman hugged me this morning. ’

‘ my favorite horror story is watership down. ’

‘ fuck your hair and fuck your leopard prints. ’

‘ get away from my blanket burrito or you die. ’

‘ tourists give me heartburn. ’

‘ that spider had a family, you monster. ’

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it sage

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— ❝ if Satan were to take a physical form, he’d be you. for sage

“thank you.” the statement made her feel oddly satisfied, because who wouldn’t have their affirmation goal of the day meet by a comparison to the devil. “you gotta motivate why though. i need to know what i’m doing right.”

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stopppppp im going to pass away just thinking abt this

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just in case any of y’all forgot how cute sage is

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like this for a starter, if you don’t specify i’m just going to go with who i have the most muse for

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I’m not sad, you’re sad.

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*to the voice of john mulaney* i think gretel has bpd

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GREY’S ANATOMY ASK MEME PT. 3

— ❝ Being aware of your crap and actually overcoming your crap are two very different things. — ❝ I will go down swinging for you, you know I will. — ❝ I don’t know… I only have one shoe! — ❝ You are far more twisted than I ever realized. — ❝ I need you to be a girl for me. — ❝ What did he do? Do you want me to kick his ass? — ❝ I don’t have a story. I’m just a girl in a bar. — ❝ You’ll choke and die and I will dance and sing. — ❝ I didn’t like teenage girls when I was a teenage girl. — ❝ We have to dance it out! — ❝ You’re my sister, you’re my family, you’re all I’ve got. — ❝ if Satan were to take a physical form, he’d be you. — ❝ Somebody sedate me! — ❝ Look at you being the sane one. — ❝ So you think I’m broken? Fix me. ‘Cause I’m no quitter. — ❝ Please don’t give up on me. Promise. Promise me you won’t — ❝ All you can do is be brave enough to get out there. You fought. You loved. You lost. Walk tall. — ❝ I tried to tell him I still love him but I open my mouth and nothing comes out. — ❝ I’m standing here looking at you, and all I want to do is kiss you. — ❝ I’m never good enough. No matter what I say or what I do. — ❝ I’m going to stop listening to you because the words you’re saying are hurting me — ❝ I think you have to save yourself. — ❝ Your person is you. It always has been. — ❝ That’s where love exist, in delusional fantasies. — ❝ I want heat, I want romance, I want to feel like a freaking lady! — ❝ I believe we can be extraordinary together rather than ordinary apart. — ❝ You’re anything but ordinary. — ❝ Because it’s what Jesus would freaking do! — ❝ You broke her. You taugh her time and time again that nothing she does, ever, is good enough. — ❝ Did he hurt you? I’ll kill him. — ❝ You are not my knight in shining whatever. — ❝ I’m gonna eat candy in the dark and pretend I’m home alone. — ❝ Stay here. Don’t move. Wait for me. — ❝ I called you and a woman answered the phone. — ❝ I wish I was all someone thought about. — ❝ Could we just pretend everything between us is okay? Just for a little bit. — ❝ Do you miss me at all? — ❝ I don’t want 48 uninterrupted hours. I want a lifetime. — ❝ I just want you to take your time. Take all the time you need, because you have a choice to make…    And when I had a choice to make, I chose wrong. — ❝ I’m not good at relationships or talking about stupid feelings — ❝ Stop looking at me like you’ve seen me naked. — ❝ I love you. I always have. I love everything about you… Even the things I don’t like, I love. — ❝ No one’s loved me yet. — ❝ I feel terrible. I’m not proud of what I did. You deserve better. — ❝ I think that you love me too… Do you? — ❝ According to google, you don’t exist. — ❝ Do you think we’d feel better if we cry? — ❝ You’re the strongest, most fearless, beautiful woman I’ve ever met. — ❝ It’s good to be scared. It means you still have something to lose. — ❝ Look, alone people don’t like to hear about together people, okay?

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open

“when i start drinking my dick does all my thinking.”

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what's your role in a found family dynamic?

the hermit who helps

at first, you were a resource for the established characters to turn to, but you quickly began to steal the show due to your personality, your usefulness, or your inherently interesting perspective on life. you were pretty much already able to provide for yourself, but the next thing you know, these people are growing on you. instead of asking favors, it becomes an invitation to socialize. you find yourself sticking around for no apparent reason other than you like it here. the people are fun to watch, if nothing else, but ultimately they're just--oh no. oh no, you care about them. you always thought you stayed away from this "relationship" stuff for a reason. it gets messy and isn't worth it unless it really works. for some reason, this group really works. these weirdos are now your weirdos, and if anything happens to them, there will be hell to pay. you were basically already looking after them before this, after all. welcome to the family, hermit.

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