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I made this same joke in my head with Sonic but Crash Bandicoot is the superior joke.

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deltarune in 20XX

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you're so pretty. like, you're absolutely gorgeous. have you thought about tidying your room slightly to temporarily but significantly increase your quality of life? you are so beautiful

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If you dont fuck with lancer i dont fuck with you. Hes literally a baby what did he do to you. Die

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Bro, how did clear sky make it into Starclan-i mean it. Im only two books into dotc but so far, clear sky has:

>abandoned his family to go live in the forest (fine but rude)

>stole his brothers girl(less fine)

>is implied to be a contributing factor to jagged peak’s fall injury (Very Bad)

>kicks jagged peak out over said injury(bad)

>abandons his son (worse)

>never thanks gray wing for offering them free food and safe shelter after a fire (rude)

>manipulates thunder into coming to live with him (not bad on its own but circumstantially is rude. Bc of said abandonment)

>chastizes thunder for being reckless and injuring himself although he was just following what his father told him to do, in a situation implied to mirror jagged peak’s (EXTREMELY BAD gaslighting is bad)

> killed a single mother because she wouldnt leave where she was living (do i have to keep doing this)

>goes “damn no wonder she wouldnt leave when we tried to evict her. Guess we have to kill her kids too”

>never buries the body

>killed bumble (intentional or unintentional)

>evicts a burn victim because his son dared to say that they should temporarily stop being colonizers

>pushes his son into a fox that everyone acknowledges to be dangerous

>his son thinks this was on purpose because he disagreed with him

>kicks out his son when he wont leave a burn victim to die in the woods

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바보세마리

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Superman & Batman scene redraw

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Tumblr is the reason why I have something I call the cashier test which is, if i told this to a random cashier at the grocery store, would they think you're crazy at best or at worst would they be warranted in leaping over the counter and beating the shit out of you. Karl Marx mpreg is crazy, but not beating the shit out of you crazy. The cashier will probably talk about you to their coworkers and it might even make their day. Telling someone they're complicit in their own oppression by working a minimum wage job at a grocery store makes them warranted in leaping over the counter to beat the shit out of you.

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truly the most american thing is Big Drink. more than late stage capitalism, more than an unparalleled cultural focus on individualism, more than 9/11 jokes

what binds all americans together culturally is Big Drink

and you might be saying "is this fat shaming" or "but mayor bloomberg outlawed Big Drink in nyc" or "gays are so annoying about their iced coffee" or some other dumb comment but no open your minds, Big Drink isn't just sugary or caffeinated beverages

every day i see one of you hydration bitches (affectionate) on the train with a water bottle so big a toddler could drown in it. that too is Big Drink. we literally invented a bigger beer can (tall boy) in wisconsin in the 60s in the service of Big Drink

anyway i never feel more american then when i have Big Drink in my hands

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my contribution to the deltarune fandom

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I open Tumblr. I post something that should be a diary entry. I close Tumblr. I open Tumblr after having it closed for 1.2 minutes. I reblog 176 posts in a row. I add tags of absolute gibberish to 7 of those. I close Tumblr. I open Tumblr I post yet another should-be diary entry. I close Tumblr. I open tu

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just precisely how bad was 1500s jerusalem at making maps, you ask? well,

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Yeah i could win against. Like a tiger or something maybe if i was rly hangry, huh? Done with kruger?? Whats that

My toxic trait is that I truly believe I could win a fight against anybody if I was mad enough. U might have the strength and size but I have pure, unfiltered rage.