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missionary with a man whose hair is so long it cascades around you like curtains when he leans for a kiss. missionary with a man whose hair is so long it tickles your fingers as you dig them into his back

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It's Sit And Wait For Bestie To Figure Out Which Fictional Man I'm Talking About Time!!!

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Brb having hot tboy sex with my cult leader (his husband is there too ig)

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old enough to remember when smut was called ‘lemons’ but young enough that i had absolutely no business knowing that smut was called ‘lemons’ at the time 

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on the subject of it often being out of character for characters to be having carefully negotiated bdsm sex in smut fics: 90% of metal gear ships are insane toxic yaoi and would definitely be having sex that is neither safe nor sane and only borderline consensual HOWEVER otacon and snavid would be thoroughly negotiating kinks before during and after sex like theyre doing mission briefings on a codec call

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"who said that" is a powerful spell that casts a defensive bubble around your most vulnerable thoughts

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“Why do you sexualize an old man?”

Because he’s hot and I’m a pervert.

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Women can write m/m. Men can write f/f. Asexuals can write filthy smut. Lesbians and gay men can write m/f. It's all arbitrary anyway. Who give a shit.

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I’m a little obsessed with the fact that there’s essentially canon Elliott scent kink in the game because if you marry him, he talks about how “sweet” your “natural musk” is and how good you smell after a day of working on the farm. Concerned Ape made sure to let us know that this man is a real sweat enjoyer. I like to think that Elliott loves to pull you into an embrace and inhale deeply when you come into the house after sweating in the fields. He might even persuade you to wait and let him help you unwind (by going down on you and reveling in the scent and taste of you) before you go shower. Imagine the shameless groans of satisfaction as he noses his way down your hips, between your legs, and breathes you in. Just buries his face in you for a good few moments before he gets to work on helping you forget all the stress of a long, busy day.

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I'm only barely starting to sort my website out I have tons of stuff to fix up and add to but if you see this super secret post then enjoy glancing at what I have for now...😏

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