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It’s noon. You and Gojo Satoru just got home from the convenience store. He’s chilling on the couch, eating a KitKat because of his sweet tooth. Just on his last bite of the KitKat he bites, leaving the piece of chocolate left on his tongue to melt. Then he swallows. Before the taste of the KitKat could leave, you walk up to him and look down. “Stick your tongue out.” You say. “Ummm… what?” “I said SAY AHH GOJO~!” Gojo looks at you blankly but follows what you say. “Um... alright… ahhhh.” You then get to eye level with him and you look at his tongue that is slightly brown from the melted Kitkat. You then lean in closer and take a huge LICK from his tongue. Gojo then widens his eyes shocked at what you just did. Gojo looks at you in disbelief. You stand there between his legs, your hands on his face staring at him with dilated pupils. Gojo clears his throat waiting for you to say something. After a hard silence passes he then says “What- The hell are you doing...?” “…Are you insane y/n.” You then look at him with a sultry smile trailing your hands down from his neck to his chest all while getting up. Then you walk away. thoughts racing in his mind.

laughing while making this cus i know who’s gonna read it.

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How jjk men would punish their children prt 2!!!

*Not proof read, fluff, swf, head canon

link to part one also if you wanna support

Choso

Gentle parent all the way

Choso is the softhearted emotional dad who will make his children understand what they did wrong and redirect them

He believes that every outburst, tear, tantrum or wrong action has a weighty feeling. He would want to understand what is going on with them and not have them fear the consequences. He also wants them to have a very strong connection with their dad no matter what.

Choso mostly does soft discipline if he has to which is making his kid do more chores, timeouts, writing apology letters and why they did what they did.

It is mostly you who has to do the punishing because choso can be way too forgiving and folds at the sight of seeing his kid lip quivering and tears swelling their eyes. He can’t help it. Poor cho

Toji

The oldschool dad

Since Toji grew up in a rough environment he would be the type to parent his child rough. He doesn’t believe in the gentle parenting crap like Choso does. He knows that his kids will always try to be slick like he was once, and get out of situations so he will be one step ahead of them, you lie? He knows. You try to hide something? he already found out about it. He would also act like he completely doesn’t know anything about it just to see how far his kid will go to try to carry on the lie.

He sees being soft as a con to his kids. He knows the world best and how it treats people so he refuses to let his kid grow up fragile in a tough world.

He isn’t afraid of giving his kid physical discipline like making them run 5 laps around the house or making them hold up their arms for 1 hour with heavy books in each hand.

Toji uses a lot of street smart outdated tactics on his kids but he is not heartless. When the punishment is over he’ll quietly check on his child or give them food. He’s not the one to say “i love you” or apologize for going harshly however he will remind them in his ways that he loves them. It is his way of tough love.

Sukuna

The harsh, strength training parent.

Sukuna wouldn’t be the type to use punishment per se. He would believe that what his child does is a reflection of their strength or weakness. To be honest, others would believe that the weight of his presence, the cold stare and silent calmness would be enough to send a chill down his child’s spine and cause them not to disobey him. Sukuna would not want a weak, unfocused, coward child. If his kid were to disobey him sukuna would put them into barbaric training session with him and force them to face the consequences of their own actions without holding back or creating a soft spot for them. To him applying pressure to his kid is a correction.

“You want to act like a brat and carry the blood of a king? Then prove you’re worthy of it.”

Of course he wouldn’t want to cause absolute harm to the heir to the throne but he will push his kid to their limits and shape them into something stronger. “I know you see me as a demon breathing down your neck every second, but you forget the reason I go hard on you. Everything I have done was coming from a place of love. If i don’t punish you; the world will punish you even worse. The world doesn’t love you. When I beat you i’m trying to save you. When they beat you they’re trying to kill you. One day you’ll understand and thank me for making you strong enough to stand alone.”

He doesn’t tolerate pity, crying, softness or complaining. Those are signs or weakness to him and they have no place in someone who is carrying his blood. If his child does do that he watches them until they are done. “Are you done? Then stand up. or stay on the ground and prove you were never meant to carry my name.”

When his child does reach his expectations he would give them a simple nod or a slight smile of approval to let them know that they have earned sukunas respect.

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How JJK men would punish their children.

*Not proofread, Headcanon!!, fluff, Sfw

Gojo:

The playful chaotic parent

Gojo would be the type to use reverse psychology on his child as he does you. He would use manipulation tactics and bribery to outsmart his kid.

If they scream he screams louder. If they cry he pretend cries in a way that will confuse them to get them to stop crying.

“Oh? you don’t want to go to bed? that fine! me and mama will be well rested to go to Disney world while your in the house sleeping.” Suddenly your kid is brushing their teeth headed straight for bed in an instant.

Gojo would use very playful punishments that are effective because they are designed to annoy his kid into behaving.

If they refuse to clean up he would hide all of their electronics and candies around their room until they clean it to find it, like a scavenger hunt.

They talk back? he would repeat what they are saying back to them like an annoying echo or come up with better come backs.

“oh my god dad, you are being so insufferable.” “oH mY GaWd dAd, yOur bEing so InsufFErabLe” he looks back with the biggest smirk on his face. They go back and fourth and it usually ends with his kid groaning and surrendering.

If his kid is getting an attitude or ignoring him he will pull out the embarrassing dad moment and pull up to school blasting baby shark, while wearing the most ridiculous outfit with a shirt that says I ❤️ (K/n) SO MUCH!!! with flashing LED lights covering his flashy car. He might even sing along to baby shark while picking up his kid and wave hello to their friends.

However when it comes to more serious issues he gets really strict and serious

If their kid really messes up he takes away their privileges. That could be screentime, sweets, or toys and he explains why he is punishing them and what he expects for them to get better for in the future.

He makes sure to remind them that he is still their father and to respect him if his kid crosses a serious line. “Hey kid, I love you more than anything but that doesn’t mean you can do whatever you want okay?

His weakness is when he sees his kid cry during the punishment and he drops everything he is doing and tends to his kid. “I’m sorry daddy i won’t do it again” Gojo immediately melts and lets them off the hook.

Nanami:

The strict logical parent

Unlike Gojo he is more responsible with his punishments. His punishments would be firm, fair, strict and logical.

Nanami doesn’t yell, or react he just stares at his kid with disapproval or disappointment to let his child know they really screwed up.

Nanami would use guilt trip tactics like “I expected better from you.” or “I’m not mad just disappointed.” with a deep sigh that follows along those lines.

Nanamis punishments are designed to help his kids understand the weight of their actions and usually are helpful for his kids in the long-run”

They don’t want to do their homework Nanami asks them questions on their homework to see if they know and if not he makes them write an essay on how important school is.

They don’t want to eat their veggies then no sweets or desert for a week

They break something? then they are responsible to pay for it or he takes it out of their allowance.

If his kids ever got an attitude with him he would put them as the head of the house, meaning that they would have to pay bills, drive him to work, cook breakfast, lunch and dinner for a week. “Since you clearly think this is unfair, you will handle all the household responsibilities today.” He does this to make them understand how much effort Nanami and you put.

Nanami would also pay attention to how his kids plan out their day and what they choose to do. If he notices they are being lazy, playing games, basically giving unshowered discord mod He would cut out the wifi randomly and give them two long novels to read. “Since you have extra time then you’ll have time to read these two books and write a 5 page long essay about both of them.” This is the worst punishment because extra schoolwork at home.

If his kid is having an attitude or being angsty he will do an early bedtime “you need more sleep if you are acting this way.”

If the situation is very serious he will sit his kid down and give them a stern serious talk. He would talk to them in a deep calm flowing voice that shows genuine concern and he would try to understand why his child is acting that way and what is bothering them. “You’re not in trouble or anything but i want to understand why did you think this was acceptable to do?.”

Nanami would go soft on his kid and not want to hold grudges against his child. He knows that his child would understand and learn from their mistakes. If they cry Nanami wouldn’t cave however he would be more softer and hold his child and let them cry until they have stopped.

Nanamis punishments are meant to teach his kids about responsibility and respect. teaching discipline without doing anything harsh.

AN: This is my first time writing! i am going to add more for this idea with geto, choso, toji and sukuna! but it’s late at night. let me know how i did also english isnt my first language so excuse the grammar mistakes.

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