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Dwarves are short, powerfully built, with presumably a strong circulatory system and a culturally strong warrior ethos as well as a cultural tradition of strong and intricate craftsmanship. All of these factors make them ideal jet fighter pilots.
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Gandalf: If the beacons of Gondor are lit, Rohan must be ready for war! Théoden: Tell me. Why should we ride to the aid of those who did not come to ours? What do we owe Gondor?
The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King (2003) dir. Peter Jackson
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Title/Name: I Love Dr Pepper Wojak Series: Soyjak (Variants) Image submission by: remornia - tirions.org on Tumblr Image by: Unknown Main Tag: Soyjak Wojak
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"like a boss" by lonely island was released ten thousand years ago when mammoths still roamed the big wide world. feel old yet?
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Running with the burrito I just got (stole) from Chipotle while a HATER cop tries to catch me:
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Yknow that post about that person watchin Parasite expecting there to be an actual flesh parasite monster.
Well I was readin “Invisible Man” by Ralph Ellison, which is a good book about a man tryna find his way in a world that doesn’t want him after his entire life plan fuckin falls apart (the invisibility in this case is metaphorical).
And I was NOT reading “THE Invisible Man” by H.G. Wells (which does in fact star an actually invisible man)
So I’m readin like ‘damn, this dude fuckin goin through it! The groups of power present truly do not see him as the man he is, but rather what they wish him to be! Making him, metaphorically, invisible!
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And then he’s actually gonna turn invisible!!!!”
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one of the most challenging skills i've had to learn as an adult is the art of figuring out whether i'm proportionally annoyed with someone or just tired and overstimulated and looking for reasons to be pissed off
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