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talking to people while holding a beverage is awesome because you don't have to know what to do with your hands and when you don't know what to do with your face you can just take a sip

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i'm handing in my notice at work tomorrow i'm so nervous🫠

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i would also like to add to this the content that has captions for the first 10 seconds of the video, but then tells you to turn on audio to listen to the rest of the story

happy disability pride month and once again, FUCK lazy subtitles. fuck the [speaks foreign language] instead of actually transcribing the words, fuck shortening sentences and changing whats been said for no reason, fuck censoring swearing in captions but not in audio and fuck anyone who says youre being 'too sensitive' for being upset about a lack of accessibility

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jokes to make after failure that aren’t self-deprecating:

I’m the best to ever do it

Nobody saw that (best if said loudly)

No one’s ever done it like me

I could be President/they should make me President

Behold, a mere fraction of my power!

The public wants to be me soooooo bad

I’m an expert in (thing you just failed at)

How could this have happened to god’s favorite princess?

Nothing ibuprofen and a glass of water cant fix

I’m being sabotaged

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i don’t know how to explain to you people that no matter what a country’s government is like i do not and will not support the US indiscriminately bombing that country’s civilians and i don’t know why that’s a controversial take tbh

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The Comfort of the Fog (Wilhelm Kotarbinski, 1848 - 1921)

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the cards told me i wouldn't get the job i was desperate for and i fear they may have been right

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Janet Cumbrae Stewart

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Beautiful images and music will save me I know it I just know it

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if you need me i’ll be going where im loved and loving where im going

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go on more walks. walk for no reason. walk to solve a problem. walk to blow off steam. walk to get outside. walk to listen, read, and learn. walk to escape distractions. walk to improve your health. walk to think. a simple walking habit can change absolutely everything.

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it’s okay to say ‘this isn’t for me’ or ‘I’m not happy here’ and leave… you don’t have to wait for things to be really bad

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They should invent a method of asking for reassurance that nobody secretly hates you that doesn't make people secretly hate you.

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i'm excited to live the rest of my life like it belongs to me

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having a job is like They're trying to close you off from the cosmos

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Once you’ve had a taste of what the best version of yourself can be and look like, you stop seeking inspiration in others and start summoning the potential within yourself. You remove others from the pedestal you should’ve been standing on all along.