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craziness in one night

Okay this was last summer in July, I decide to go to a music festival called Pemberton it's a 4 day event in beautiful British Colombia, anywho my bestfriend and I decide to go camping for 5 days during the event, and it was the second night of the music festival, and I decide to drink back a whole 755ML of captain morgan's and let me tell you that was not a good idea, so my best friend decide to go to bed before YG preformed and I said " I am not missing his concert it’s a one in a life time opportunity" she heads to bed then YG ends and I decided to go and explore let me tell you that this was 2 am and I was only wearing a bra and short shorts and it was rainy and gross outside, and while I was heading back to my camp site to go to bed with my bestfriend every night they do a "chicken fight" throughout the whole weekend they do it untill the break of dawn I tell you.  If you don't know what a chicken fight is it is "Chicken fight, also known as shoulder wars, is an informal game, often played in a lake or swimming pool, characterized by one teammember sitting on the shoulders of his or her teammate or riding piggy-back. The object of the game is knock down or separate an opposing team through a team effort."  thought it would be a good idea to do this oh and before people we're telling me someone died doing a "chicken fight" and since I was very intoxicated I said "why the hell not" and I hop on to some random guys shoulders and all the boys were chanting at me and saying "tit's out for the boys" oh forgot to mention I gave all my belongings to a RANDOM person I trusted to give back my portable phone charger my phone, and a lot of money that I was caring with me.... anywho I get up on this guys shoulders and Everyone was chanting "Tammy Tammy Tammy!" and in this moment I realized I am dead meat.... This girl was covered head to toe in clothing I was basically naked and I went to go shake her hand and she slaps my hand..... and at this moment i realized she's 10 times my size and wasn't a happy camper. Let alone to mention that the ground is all wood chips nothing soft to land on just nasty probably had vomit, pee maybe poo on these grounds. We began to fight and in chicken fights you are supposed to only be pushing them but no Tammy started pulling my hair so i pulled back, I started kicking with my feet ended up hitting her partners private parts, but then Tammy ended up punching me in the face, but some how we both fell down on the ground at the same time ( In this moment it didn't hurt whats so ever i felt like i was on cloud nine) and so we both get up everyone is screaming I start freaking out and forgot about my phone and money and everything and I scrambled around the place looking for the guy who was holding my stuff and thank lord I found my stuff. I headed back to my camp ground and people we're high fiving me and saying I did a good job even though I got punched in the face but oh well, and I go to my tent and my best friend is sound asleep and once I laid down my head started to throb and my eye started to hurt and there was blood on my back, I didn't have any mirrors or anything around me to see what the heck was happening so by this time it was 4:00am and I go to my neighbors and they are all guys just still drinking and I am wearing only a bra and a towel (because I was in my underwear aka tong) and I asked them to put on a flash on there phones to see if I had a black eye or something on my back, but I guess they we're to drunk and they said I was fine but I know I was not fine as I walked away my towel fell and I mooned the neighbors my butt, and I was embraced next morning I woke up and my best friend asked me "what the f*&*k happened to your face" and I told her and I had a black eye and yeah that's my story hope you guys enjoyed it because I surely will never forget this.

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