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According to my expertise 🥼​🔎​, It is very likely that the Colossal Titan was the priest during their wedding ;)

Armin Arlet doesn't need marriage to feel eternally united to another soul. That of the man he devoured when he was fifteen is more than enough.

A tall, lanky man with two small, well-placed eyes around a long, prominent nose topped with black locks like crows. Decorating a mass of muscles that must have scrunched before bending under his teeth.

A comrade he had known. Admired for his robustness and discreet masculinity. Loved, perhaps, hidden away in the confines of the cadet bookshelves.

A friend turned spy. Black queen around white pawns.

And even if all-powerful, the queen can fall. All it takes is one pawn.

Just one.

On the diagonal, she can do nothing. It's so simple it's utterly vicious.

She's trapped.

There's nothing left to do but give in.

It's the way of things.

Yes.

In a bloody battle for the truth, Armin duped and then ate this boy of barely seventeen. Taking his life with one long, suffering bite. One would have thought that, through his cries of terror, Bertholdt's soul would have escaped this very transgression of nature.

That's what everyone believed.

That's what everyone said.

And that was the most untrue thing Armin knew.

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I like to imagine your Alien Bertholdt as a Nana land puppet eating his veggies. Keep up the good work!

Awwwww. It's true they are very similar!

How did you guess they were friends? Mona and Bertholdt like to share clothes and wander around the kitchen 🤭​.

She isn't a fan of veggies, but knows how important they are to his friend. That's why she always smiles when he gives her his best carrot as a token of their friendship 💖​💖​💖​.

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Okay but real question. In Avatar The Last Airbender's world:

Because IDK personally... He has the might of Fire Nation, the backstory of Air Nomads (+freedom themes) and the attachment to community + the looks of Water Tribe 🤔

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if i were you i'd hate me too

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The inherent homoeroticism of eating your narrative parallel alive against your will and becoming a god-beast in his own image forever unable to escape how his memories echo throughout your very being with the knowledge that you will one day die the same way he once did looming over every waking moment until that day comes to pass and you are reunited with him for eternity

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Armin Arlet doesn't need marriage to feel eternally united to another soul. That of the man he devoured when he was fifteen is more than enough.

A tall, lanky man with two small, well-placed eyes around a long, prominent nose topped with black locks like crows. Decorating a mass of muscles that must have scrunched before bending under his teeth.

A comrade he had known. Admired for his robustness and discreet masculinity. Loved, perhaps, hidden away in the confines of the cadet bookshelves.

A friend turned spy. Black queen around white pawns.

And even if all-powerful, the queen can fall. All it takes is one pawn.

Just one.

On the diagonal, she can do nothing. It's so simple it's utterly vicious.

She's trapped.

There's nothing left to do but give in.

It's the way of things.

Yes.

In a bloody battle for the truth, Armin duped and then ate this boy of barely seventeen. Taking his life with one long, suffering bite. One would have thought that, through his cries of terror, Bertholdt's soul would have escaped this very transgression of nature.

That's what everyone believed.

That's what everyone said.

And that was the most untrue thing Armin knew.

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Is it cheating if the guy you cheat on your girl with is factually dead and lives inside of your spirit, so much so that you don't know if it's actually his spirit having survived death or if you just really need to see a psychologist for your survivors guilt and crippling self hatred?

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Tiny alien Bertholdt processing the crunchyness and tastyuness of pop corn

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Tiny alien Bertie tasting a carrot for the first time :D

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One of my favourite genres of berumin still remains Armin being a giggly gremlin kicking his leggies and trying to get Bertholdt's love by any means necessary while Bertholdt either exasperatedly rejects Armin's advances over and over until he gives up with this unstoppable creature glued to his leg or he desperately tries to escape from him, fearful for his life

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Tiny alien bertholdt showing off his beautiful piece of corn!

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i love bertholdt :3

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My favorite genre of fic is "Bertholdt Hoover snapping and putting everyone in their place."

Broke: Bertholdt should've survived he would've been so nice to everyone

Woke: Bertholdt should've survived he would've been a bitch to everyone

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here is an alien bertholdt tasting a delicious brocoli

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Does anyone have book recs that give off a Bertholdt Hoover / Berumin kind of vibe ?

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BERTHOLDT NATION YOUR HELP IS REQUIRED IN EASTERN SLOVAKIA ON WPLACE !!!

what if I drew a huge Bert on that wplace thing