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Is one (or more) of your parents lgbtq+?

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i spent 4 hours making this lasagna look at my lasagna #mylasagna

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Imma do this because I’m fucking bored.

What’s your url?

Now take away any and all numbers (1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,0), take away the letters F, Z, M, Q, L, H, B, T, P, E, A, Y, S, B, D, and X, take away all dashes (-),

What’s your new fucked up version of your url?

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sockpuppets used to be believable

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DIGITAL ARTISTS: remember to create a new layer for each individual mark yuo make and dont label any of them today

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Went to take this picture of this insane bigfoot sex sign and only after opening my camera did i notice the entire flock of little chickens chilling in the dirt. life is good again

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"Because I said so" straight up isn't as good an answer as you think it is.

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im not fucking joking i just found a women want me fish fear me hat on the ground

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The coolest thing about the Engineer from Hellraiser is that it's called the Engineer. What kind of engineer could it be? Industrial? Agricultural? Civil? Where did it even get a degree and did it stay in the dorms while it did?

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mormon dashboard simulator

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my parents visited today and their latest item of ‘what people you knew in school are up to lately’ gossip was about the absolutely BONKERS thing they’re trying to talk their friend out of doing to her daughter. I’m still in shock tbh

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dying in a horror movie bc the sound of me opening my dr pepper echoes across the field loud as fuck and i am located instantly