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im a person who wants to do lots of things trapped inside a body that wants to SLEEP at all times
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A Five Guys restaurant but instead of hype shit on the walls it’s all just photocopied newspaper articles of people that went missing after eating Five Guys
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me: wants to play multiple instruments, create art, speak multiple languages, etc.
me: lays on the floor face down for an hour instead
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me: logs into gmail from a different computer
my phone, having a nervous breakdown: if you don’t confirm your identity in the next ten seconds i’m gonna shoot your whole family and then myself
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Being a writer is lying in bed at two am, waiting for sleep, only to be met with two new characters, clarity for a plotline, and an entire scene concept for a novel that isn’t your current project.
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someone: *mentions my favorite character*
me: *vibrating at frequency that shatters glass* yeah I love them a normal amount
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