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(via FlimsyFlamingo on Twitter)

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a heem heem………………………………sshasagjkrhf………… ouhg……..

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I fully agree.

His NAME is BLEEPO!

And he is A SPECIAL BOI

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kiss has to be one of the most disappointing bands ever. imagine hearing about this crazy rock band that dresses up in insane costumes and wears face paint and the one guy looks super demonic and has a really long tongue and everyone says they’re satanic and then you listen to them and they’re just singing about how they wanna bone but it’s in a socially acceptable tongue in cheek way that your dad likes

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Cis guys are like woe. My penis is one phallometer under 6 inches in length. Fucking disgraceful no woman will ever look at me

Trans guys are like holy shit 0.004 inches today . penis king. Endowed

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My two beautiful sons, Skin and Bone

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glad to see those spreading the truth

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had a dream where my mom tried to give our Venus fly trap a spoonful of milk and it immediately started hacking and coughing like an adult human man

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Indie Horror Games That Look Fake As Shit But Are Totally Real

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⚽ඞ ඞඞ ඞ among us babies play foot ball

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My cat has to wear a cone this week and it made me think of an angel whose halo is a cone.