hadeljoshi

[hadeljoshi]

zach and chris make me crazy.. there is a group of 5 people and only they will be talking to each other, in their own world laughing at everything the other says, doing a whole bit only they would understand. they make it so obvious

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inspired by this tweet

i will not be putting any more effort into this

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where are the slushy noobz rpfers. please be my mutual these times are so dire. every rpfer i have seen talking about them are weirdos. please be my mutual. thank you.

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tell me about oneycuzach. how do you think they get together

i really like the idea that michael and chris love to tease the fuck out of zach so much because they are both zachs closest friends (and how zach lowkey replaced chris with michael.. ((not purposefully)) but we can talk about that another time.) and i think it kind of fucked chris up for a bit that michael and zach are now so close. i think that one oneyplays recording with michael kind of skyrocketed everything.. they just got along really well and zach and chris have their history and obviously zach and michael have their history and they’re both so important to zach and i also think i just want chris and michael to have gay butt sex with zach because they’re all my favorites and both literal soulmates with zach (personally i think chris more) but im a real fujoshi with a degree in rpfing. so blah blah blah hope that all comes together somehow because it does in my brain

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jeff's persona guy or whatever is so hot and fuckable. need him and his square ass jaw to eat me out or whatever

i get a lot of anons like this and i do enjoy he’s so big i think i like it compared to the rest of the sonas. he’s so big but i fear i am just a fan of his stupid dumb real person face and his big stupid real jaw that could eat me out or whatever

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Jeffdave aftercare but its just Dave playing with one of those tech deck finger skateboard things on Jeff while Jeff contemplates what choices have led him here

dude yes. i think dave would take any chance he could get to be annoying even if they just had crazy life changing gay sex

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i would move mountains give my life up to god just to see what zach and chris have texted each other over the years

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idk if i sent this to you or McKay but like. Teacher au jeffdave where Jeff is Dave's grumpy art teacher and senior year Dave tries fucking his teacher. Is this anything?

Dave is like a little shit in class and gets up to some rat bastard shit but ol Mr. Jeffy B is letting it all slide for some reason. Which could mean nothing. But he's also not immediately shutting down any flirtatious quips. Which again, could mean nothing.

Dave graduates and is like "aw damn no old man cock :(" bUT HOOO BOY GUESS WHOSE IN HIS DMS THE SECOND SUMMER VACATION STARTS BAYBEE!!

idk i've never wanted to write a full fic for this idea or anything its just an idea i've been thinking about for like. 3 years. i might be insane

ohhh yeah this is good…..i really do love the dynamic between them where dave is an annoying brat who loves to tease the fuck out of jeff. and jeff just deals with it even if he doesn’t like it .. which is quite literally them in real life it makes me crazy!!!!!

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zach being a cat person and sleepycabin zach being a dog person got me real conflicted like do i make him a dogboy or catboy..,,,,😔😔or a secret third thing (catdog /j)

either way im putting a collar on him and hes gonna like it

haha in my personal opinion he’s definitely a cat if i were to pick from the two, he’s definitely a special case because he doesn’t exactly fit a dog or a cat but you should make him whatever your heart desires or i guess gives you a bigger boner

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omg i looooove the picture nikki posted of zach on his birthday where he's holding mooch... he's so cute they're so cute hadelnacks makes me insane

i really love them so much i genuinely believe they were made for each other… i am so grateful for nikki because if zach was single id get no content of him whatsoever and that makes some sick to my stomach

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i think about how zach quite literally has disordered eating a lot… i remember from one interview he said he doesn’t drink soda and not even alcohol because it makes you unhealthy and fat. not even because he doesn’t drink alcohol because he doesn’t like being drunk or he doesn’t like it, just straight up because it makes you fat

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Puppy chris pleez 🙏🙏He is NOT a good boy

this bad pup got muzzled for chewing up wires im sure

[hadeljoshi]

please send me anons about jeffdave and zach.. i need to talk about them immediately

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i love ur fucking banner i'm OBSESSED w that image... zach is petting the cat so tenderly with such a loving gaze... i wish i was the cat...

it’s one of my favorite pictures ever of him!!!!! it used to be my absolute favorite until nikki posted that one picture with mooch for his birthday… he is so cute, i don’t think he likes to admit it but he loves cats which is funny considering in the sleepycabin days he said he was a dog person.

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I'm one of the artists you reblogged (this and another old account I had) and I agree with you so bad on how the world needs more of oney rpf, I can try to do some art of the jeffdave coffee shop au ...

dude hell yes!!!!!!! that would be awesome!!! your art is so good and i’d love to see your take on it!!! also please tag me if you do decide to make art for it :3

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drew my fav oney guys