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they are intent on removing the imagery of wondrous egypt from the camel packaging. i used to smoke and pretend i was there with joe camel in the sweltering heat of the sahara. how am i supposed to know what to imagine when i smoke now.
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i was looking up synonyms for tired and seeing these two next to each other gave me whiplash

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Ship dynamics are always like Sunshine and Sunshine protector~ Cinnamon roll and their grumpy one 🤗 Well what about 2 cunts. They're both cunts and that's the dynamic. cunt4cunt.
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I just can’t believe some of u are soooo young u didn’t experience the early 2000s at all like even briefly . U were born and ur mother door dashed you home from the hospital
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anyone else remember the jaden smith big toblerone anime
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its so brave that you have such a 2012-coded url in this 2024 world
would you call a bear brave for standing in a new construction suburb or would you recognize the unfamiliar world they built around him
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mr. gorbachev scooch those panties to the side a little
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happy to report that gen α is using ‘Elon Musk’ as a derogative as of recent
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