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theyre friends your honor.

there is not enough content of noelle and berdly interacting so I am feeding myself

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@multiisketch pointed something out that has been giving me brainworms.

New headcanon: Maria's hyperfixation.

Wave could just be seeing Shadow's shoes and assuming they're Extreme Gear, which would also be very funny. But with what we know of Gerald, he did love studying ancient civilizations. I think it's plausible for Babylonian artifacts to have made it onto the Ark and for Maria to have been drawn to their history.

So when designing Shadow's shoes, she had a lot of inspiration to draw from.

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they clearly hate eachother

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left-handed shadow man stuff from when i killed my right hand trying to buster only doc wood man (self-indulgent ramblings below cut)

my shadow man is quite headcanon heavy. I like his whole deal in archie where he's part of an alien clone army thing but i found it kinda weird he was built with a personality at all tbh. Or the ability to choose a new master (even though he probably knew the stardroids were still alive?) Just seems like impractical design for your giant replaceable alien foot soldier army. idk maybe they would've addressed it somehow if the comic didnt get canceled 😞

Either way. in my head, the kuiper units' capacity for learning is literally only there for the purpose of improving/innovating combat capabilities. none of them are supposed to have conscious personhood or ever be in a situation where they are treated like individuals. wily castle, though still militaristic in its own right, is nowhere near stardroid level of "let's spend every waking moment of our existence waging war against all that dares to breathe in the universe." (and my version of Wily is inspired by Ariga and rockman san wily, so wily castle isn't actually like. the worst place to be as a robot master.) with the help of extremely specific circumstances and some programming loopholes, I find it interesting to explore how a robot like shadow man could evolve a sense of "personhood" despite everything.

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The clearest image of Venus ever taken !

by Japan's Akatsuki spacecraft

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Like snow on the road.

Commission for @woodswolf

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Real eyes realize

Sorry if grammar is bad, wrote this at 2 am

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I usually default to the Herobrine one but occasionally I claim that my sister was a bear and we used to fight a lot.

Part 2

MASTERPOST

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Idk what this is

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In Full Swing: A comic about Spider-Gwen’s past inspired by Across the Spider Verse 🏳️‍⚧️ (⚠️Spoilers!⚠️)

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This is the money Marge. Reblog for good fortune

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there's a jewish story about a rich man who goes to his rabbi to ask him about building an orphanage, and the rabbi is like "yeah duh go for it!!" and then later the rich guy comes back and is like "actually I've decided not to... I was just doing it for my own image and not coz I cared about orphans" and the rabbi was like "bitch the orphans don't care why you're building the orphanage!!!" and sometimes I wish I could say that to lefties who haven't unpacked their christian upbringing. sometimes motives don't matter!! who give a fuck why a politician wants to do a good thing? bitch the orphans don't!!

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none of you make any sense

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Reblog to give a trans person a fresh and perfectly ripe mango wait huh

It's the wikipedia image??? How big could it be

What

Huh???

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switched sans theory